Going to die from cat scratch fever 9 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
My Cleo wouldn't have even flinched... my Liger... I wouldn't be able to pick her up and hold the gun at the same time.
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Weird fashion flex. 9 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
"a eugooglyzer; one who speaks at funerals.... or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?" - Zoolander.
RIP fashion.
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RIP fashion.
Best Team ever of Ash ?? 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
for a gen 1 team, it's pretty sick once everyone is evolved... except pikachu. Fuck him. Jolteon bitches.
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Can you hear it 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
For there'll be peace when you are doooone... lay you weary head too rest, don'tchya cry nooooo mooooore
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American exceptionalism summed up in one picture 19 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
So I'm watching the BIG 12 championship... and this halftime moment is the most "american" thing ever: this girl just won a $100k scholarship, but to do it she had to toss a bunch of footballs into a box with a hole in it from 10 yards away... that's not the fucked up part. The fucked up part is there are literally coaches that train people for this particular event, and instead of throwing the football like a pocket passer, the coaches train them to make these little shovel pitches instead; as even if it slightly lowers accuracy, the sheer number of pitches negates it and it is actually more effective. So... just to summarize, I watched the bastardization of College football for the sole purpose of someone winning a scholarship based off zero merit what-so-ever... because it was slightly entertaining for a few thousand people at that moment. Murica; fuck yeah.
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Damnnnn! 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
And ever since it went of the gold standard, what it's based upon is entirely made up. They call it "credit", but look at Greece.
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funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Dude, we all know know Gates is already has it set up so his money is put in the foundation without drastically altering Microsoft stock... I was just presenting that as an extreme example so my point would be clearer. As for foundations being closer to private companies, that's not exactly true. There are MUCH easier ways to accomplish that goal; like an LLC... the taxes are more complicated, but, ironically, it's more transparent.
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Damnnnn! 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
And this is why after a certain point hording is bad! Garrrr.... silly dragons.
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funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Anyway, purchasing power is just a sneaky form of greed and hording; an idle form, as you stated.
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funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
@scatmandingo Nice elaboration. I was going to get into the inheritance tax. Most billionaires have pledged their fortunes be spent after they die on nearly everyone but their own children (who are already set up anyway), but that leads to another path I'd also have to go on is to point out what would happen if say... when Bill Gates dies if suddenly all his stocks are liquidated in one day. He'd screw over, quite literally, millions of investors by tanking the company value by 10% at the least. I'm sure there is a plan in his will, but can you imagine the chaos if $100+ billion of Microsoft stock were cashed in on a random Thursday?
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It's so cringy and painful to hear... More in the comments. 9 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Jaundice!? Lmao.. The unspoken plague of the Vietnam War! The yellows attack in any way possible; including copious amounts of the alcohol! They have begun to infiltrate fraternities on the homeland!
"Exercise" 4 comments
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funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I think the entire human aspect of this has been lost on everyone here. There is a reason a dragon was used, they tend to horde wealth because of their greed. The exact same thing happens with billionaires, and is the root as to why trickle down doesn't work. It's not like that greed is bound to just billionaires though, pretty much any human in that situation would do the same thing; as being greedy is in our very nature, especially when it helps one ensure their grip on power and influence.
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The real reason he got stabbed 5 comments
The quickest of maf 14 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
.........add the rex. <_____< and a "bestow" somewhere >______> RAWR
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How men really want to dress 14 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Pft I'd be rocken that elvish silk... nip slip!? Bitch get on deeez titties.
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Just imagine! 12 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Most of us were born in labs if you consider the birthing wards of hospitals and incubation areas "labs". I mean... they ARE labs... just nobody calls them that because it sounds fucked up.
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