The problem in FF14 I've encountered is that disciples of war and magic earn exp at a far lesser rate than those of the hand; so I've resorted towards using quests for exp, running around as a botanist and harvesting trees n' shit until I get to the objective, then switching, then switching back, completing the quest, then taking my materials and making armor and shit. Today is more about programming my hotbar... that's gonna cost me a couple of hours... and I still have no idea what half the skills I picked up as Archer and Lancer actually do. Anything magic related is pretty easy, as it's been nearly the same for every FF game.

I'd say burn it, but I don't wanna deal with the smoke. Anyone have some hemlock?

This might get ugly.

If there is some bot referencing everything I say, please, no Candyland.

I actually made a joke with the family about that like 3 weeks ago. My uncles got it, but my aunts needed me to explain to my mom to explain to them. All I said was "It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan"... in the Cartman as Bane voice.

I actually liked the movie, even though it was bombastic and illogical. The part where dudeman just undresses and walks around with the glaze in his eye; I get it. That part still doesn't top Office Space and them beating the shit out of the printer.

I'm not surprised. I wanted a surprise when I clicked the NSFW block off. Jim's dad has some explaining.

The possum is going to win that fight. The eagle is already full, has no use for the screaming possum, and the possum is going to roll over and play dead and the eagle is going to be like "dafuq?" then fly away.
What's crazy is one grab from the eagle would kill the possum.

I shit you not I keep entering cut-scenes on FF14 in my Carpenter garb; which is basically a red hoodie and sometimes no pants. Got boots though, so in a way it fits?

This is an old one, but it's still funny... they needed a truck.

In all seriousness, I've wanted one of those masks for a long time but had no inclination. I now have... jokes; might buy one. I don't wanna be arrested for domestic terrorism though.

XD

The Lord of the Idiots? The Oompa? I've found it necessary in getting creative with my name-calling just so I don't get repetitive or bore myself.

dat azz... 0/10 would not bang.

Waka waka flocks.

I like it. I like it a lot.

We used them in clothing instead of food. <_< Yes, t'was a mistake; a very Brit mistake. I don't think "we" is the correct word; as white people were screwed over by that as well.