It's jot a story the Jedi would tell you 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
if you ever need surgery, like major surgery, request a da vinci robot. Not only will your chances of survival become 99,99999%, you also won't have visual scars after a month or two. It uses a pinpointed laser and goes exactly where it needs to go, then gets the fuck out asap and seals you back up. It's like the thing in Prometheus, except a bit less complicated.
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DESPITE 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
male officers don't want to kill a woman, but another dude? fine... female officers don't want to kill another woman, but a dude? fine.
A sniper stands gaurd outside Novac, NV 2010 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
james, jessie, arbok, weezing and meowth have had their asses handed to them so much this was bound to happen.
Chaotic neutral 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i wore jerseys like half the time cuz it was so damn hot. Jerseys outside the gym were a code violation. Nobody gave a fuck.... but a lil butt cheek and that girl is going to the principal. They say it can distract boys, but we gon be distracted anyway; there is this thing called imagination and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it... if they wanna be sexy and not overheat at the same time, let them.
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Someone had a hole planet named after their an*s 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
that's assuming he existed. We still have the tax records; his ass ain't there.
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Little ***er 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i made a makeshift fishing rod and put some jewelry on it and dangle it in front of her.... she has the time of her life. Not only that, the way i taped the rod, it looks like a pteranodon so i'm also entertained XD
h*rny go brrr 7 comments
Pokem on master sex 1 comments
Roll a d20 for intelligence 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I'm a midget drg with green eyes, big, pointy ears and blue hair with silver highlights who enjoys wearing robes, but will toss on battle armor when needed.
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edit: everywhere as in every hospital.