Let me be clear that this is a highly inadvisable strategy for anyone thinking of trying it. A better approach is to drop the dead wasp on the floor behind your boss, THEN slap the shit out of him and point to it on the ground. With it glued to your hand, you risk getting stung yourself.

True, but the mere thought of a rough cough in your throat can be tough though, too.

Thor is AC. The device was DC.

You’re such a Rebel.

Please don’t do this. Drink buyers, please don’t use liquor and ‘generosity’ to try to extort phone numbers or sex. Drink receivers, please be up front and let the buyer know where they stand early on, ideally before the first drink is bought. If you’re on the prowl, try getting numbers based on your personality not by boozing someone up. And if you’re just out for fun and free drinks, be honest about it and avoid scenes like these because someone thought you wanted more than you really did at the end of the night.

I mean, that dog is loved. Is this really a problem?

Sorry, did you mean ‘the only best thing’?

I would say this is physicsing precisely according to plan taking gravity, balance, and counterbalance into play with flawless precision!

Potential eating disorder and newly visible jawline aside, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess two things *probably* also happened behind the scenes. First, he probably got more confident without being arrogant after the first few girls paid attention to him, which is a big turn on. Second, the guy sounds like he felt lucky to finally be noticed and - this one might be a stretch - was probably a better lover psychologically because of it. Can you imagine being with a confident, attractive lover who seems appreciative just to be in bed with you? You’d probably ‘kiss and tell’ to someone close. They tell a friend or two. The guy gets a good reputation. And a domino effect begins...

Why Marilyn Manson? Why not Marilyn Womandaughter?

Wow. He actually kind of did it. Best quote: ‘That sounds like the old version of Mac translate from 15 years ago.’

It’s the Russian nesting doll of frogs.

Every 100% pleasure has a 1000% tax.

The child was just served what looks like a decapitated Cookie Monster. Something tells me the little girl taking a bite out of its neck then smearing its skin all over her face is par for the course in that family.

Please. I’ve seen BDSM playrooms where that’s just the warm-up wall.

Plot twist: They’re in high school.

Sounds eerily like China’s upcoming social rating system where you’re assigned a score based on your ‘trustworthiness.’ This score affects your ability to get a loan, and potentially a job or even a mate. Here’s an old BBC article about it if this is new to you: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-34592186

Is this the new ‘fishing for likes?’ Because if so, it was incredibly good. Cute animal. The last McDonalds fry. Calling everyone an MVP. But no fake self-deprecatory ‘I’m so ugly’ statement. @hyperion used Human Psychology. It’s super effective!

How you feel when your joke in the comments falls ‘flat’.