He's the one you send to kill the fucking Boogeyman.

My grandad would take his elderly dog out in a buggy.

... Dollhouse?

Andy Dwyer is fucking cool too...

She'd get a new bike if it was my daughter.

Best title on Funsubstance.

Exactly why I'm getting Elite Dangerous to keep me busy.

Shit likes this breaks me, but at the same time, gives me hope.

Wait till she tells you to say something to the one you like, walk forward, turn around, walk towards her and say what she told you to.

.............. Fuck.

"Cathy I told you, that cashier sniffed MY butt, alright?"

I am not alone...

I feel the same way, in fact I remember one ti...

I remember kissing for the first time and it was like a fish had stubbed his fin while trying to eat another fish... But I got better.

Why the fuck would you have the water that high?

But Top Gear fans weren't cutting themselves and crying about one band member leaving when the rest of the band is still there and producing music.l, while Top Gear looks to be finished because of it.

We are but shadows and dust.

The one about personality disorders made me cry.

Fucking love Trigger Happy TV.

There should be ways of excluding the people that can't be parents.

I died at the munchkin kitty.

The perfect organism.

Pretty sure I'd run away with it if I had to walk it down.