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Chad and his fog of DECEIT 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
That and - you know - you can actually die from it.
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You shall be missed dearly 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Here today, gone in a flash the next.
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Froggo Fren #4 - Cane Toad 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
"Rhinella marina" - the big honking bonk. The world's largest toad species. Native to Central and South America, they were introduced to Australia and some parts of Oceania in hopes of controlling pests such as the cane beetle. They quickly became an invasive species, due to their voracious appetite and rapid breeding.
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Modern problems require slav solutions 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
I thought Lillie was Alolan.
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Froggo Fren #3 - Wallace's Flying Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
"Rhacophorus nigropalmatus" - the ridiculously photogenic frog. Due to their bright colors and their ability to glide from tree to tree, this is the first species that pops into people's heads when they hear the words "flying frog."
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Rap name 19 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
I see. So, you must only be living on a prayer.
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Rap name 19 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Dr. Richard! Ew!
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True Wisdom 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Given her track record with magic, I somehow doubt it.
500 IQ 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
These gringos. Am I right, José?
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True Wisdom 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Not if she's been in the water for a while.
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Offend yourself 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Why are you white?
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Froggo Fren #2 - Common European Brown Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
"Rana temporaria" - other names include the European grass frog, or simply the common frog. The only species of frog native to, and currently in Ireland.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Yes, to continue would be canter-productive.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Very well, I accept. But I mustang you for this thread.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Well, I minored in filly-ophosy, at the University of Trotterdam. I mane-ly herd these puns there.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Sure. Please pro-steed.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
You give me too much credit. Dare I say, your compliments are un-colt for.
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Snippy snip 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
"So no head?" *Smacks baguette*
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Froggo Fren #1 - Common European Green Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Also known as "Rana esculenta." Often consumed in France. Remember, frogs are friends, not food.
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Barack Obama enjoying retirement 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
"Look at me, Donald!"
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Glad you agree, and this wasn't just bridle gossip.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Nothing wrong with a little horseplay, is there?
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You almost consumed that citric acid 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
You absolute madman... I'll take 20.
Just the 101 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Otsukaresama desu, So—suww-san.
My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Doctor analyzing sample: Yup, this guy's a dad alright.
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