Now post one with all the subliminal sex images they hid in their movies.

I'm not sure how to feel about this, so I'll read the comments later and decide.

They choose wisely.

This is a good idea at first, but then I think, "I want to keep my intruder guessing. Is that a firework exploding? Or is it a hand gun? Is that a bear trap on my privates? Or is it a fully grown dog velociraptor hybrid I created in my basement?"
Answer 1: it's a firework
Answer 2: it's called a velocidoggie, and he still growing.

Did the idea work?

I think Howard is divorced, and that can make people bitter. Bitterness spreads bitterness.

I had all of these except for the Pancakes.

Calm your dick Mario, let your bro have his moment with his huge 9 wood.
That's right I added a dick joke.

I thought she had an eyebrow ring... I was gonna say something like, "2003 called and your piercing is old." Buuuuut, it's not a piercing.

Dude, he let go. That trust is over son.

I never went clubbing... Must be an Alaskan thing.

I usually get a wild hair and get my shit together... Then, after about 10 min, I put a pen in the wrong drawer and I'm like, "F it, I'll organized that again next week."
I'm constantly one paper wad away from complete chaos.

An excellent way to go home after work with a snack you brought to work.

Your neighbor now knows if there is a God or not...

Periods, you hate them when they get here, but you hate them even more if they never show... Because your pregnant... Or your going through the change.

I think all snakes need ears... Like not just holes in the side of their ears, but ears that look like ears.

This is brilliant, is the billboard on a fence? Because that would be even better.

Maybe they're all just reading articles about quantum physics?
Nah, probs just a bunch of idiots.