Ah Futurama a well put together show that ended well before it should have

In Russia there is no safe place

Shower thoughts

Today I got bit by one

I once saw a guy open one of those bread bins take a bite of a bun and just toss it back in there

Pas mal

Let's just put a mother fucking cloud right there and shitty little bush over here

Screw that I want real guns at mine

- We're no longer friends
- I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW HER
- get the fuck out of my house

Same with if a woman calls rape when it isn't or if she raped a man they have every right to justice for those actions

I must commander a very large roomba now

"And I haven't worn it since"

It's really sad that our team that was once so great is now the laughing stock of the NFL

My phone suspiciously stops working once I've gone 2 weeks without the latest updates

When you bathe in the tub part the germs would still be there and then you're bathing in your piss's germs. Plus your feet and anyone else's feet have to be where you pissed

Poor Eren gets beaten to a pulp has super powers and still isn't the favorite

Damn he aced that lesson

It has one of those really old fancy rings the men wore around their necks

So when someone takes my cat I can charge them with kidnapping? Yay

I can show you the Yard~

"Million dollar gyms" I go to one of the oldest schools in Dallas our gym is like 3.50$

Imagine walking down a dark ally and that's just floating above you

I love their channels!