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Now it's personal 9 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That's it... this post right here... THIS is what stops global pollution. Oh wait, just future generations, pffft, F@(& those tiny dick lil pussies.
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Don't judge 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Yeah...um.. I honestly thought he was talking about paying for the full tank of gas. 'Cause... well, he's at the pump, not the dealership.
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By our Lord and Master's decree: 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Honestly, if Biden was openly into Big Titties Goth Girls I think it would help his popularity a lot.
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By our Lord and Master's decree: 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
How DARE you inject logic into a joke. It could cause an allergic reaction.
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Zero Context #25 - Suit Yourself 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Depends on the context of the wearer, but in modern urban society: a woman whom prefers black men as sexual partner over others.
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Do something with your Life, loser 22 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
But... no... BILLIONAIRE... can literally afford to buy blood... and find someone to sell it to him. Absolutely capitalism success story. Capitalism isn't about making it all by yourself, it's about a few people convincing a lot of people to spend a little money on a good idea to rake in a smidgen of profits and repeat a large number of times. Then tuning that system to efficiency and maximum profits. Admittedly, once he passed $100B, he could have turned the dial back and given more to employees. Still can too... (looking at you Bezo).
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People are stupid 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
... and no, Johnny Knoxville and Steve-o aren't acceptable.
People are stupid 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Mmhmm, mmhmm, yup, I see what you're saying. Now, and hear me out...name ONE person, in the world, who is currently serving VOLUNTARILY as the poster child for "I made a bad decision and want to be famously know for it."
‘8th Continent’ is an ocean cleaning facility that has the ability to clean the 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
...and here we have the genetics lab turning people into mermaids because that's our plan to deal with sea level rise. It's basically free real estate.
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A real ladies man 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Know how the camera adds 10 pounds? Yeah, fame adds like 39 inches of penis. They call it the exposure metric.
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Do something with your Life, loser 22 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Drug and crime cartel leaders have similar $$ but no one bitches that they haven't done right by the community.
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People are stupid 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
You can piece together time line from her TIKTOK feed and what little she remembers from before being hospitalized. EMTs have to be part detective because as soon as you leave all evidence is locked behind the door. But certain things... stand out... y'know.. how many puddles of puke and poop are on the carpet.
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People are stupid 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
No, that's OUR fault. If left alone "JC" would have died as a result of her actions thus relieving nature of her toxic stupidiy. Ancient tar pits are full of the bone of those willing to go mucking about in them. But 3 days in the hospital rescues her to go on with her life and make more stupid choices instead. My only hope is she becomes Tik Tok famous and never has anyone help pay down or forgive her medical bills. She chose death, now society will burden her with taxes. Oh poor baby. Make her work weekend sorting plastic at recycling center for 5 years. Every once in a while a benadryl bottle will float by and traumatized her; maybe she'll have a movie made about her.
Does bad Miasma spread this way? 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
... and infected bodily fluids such as cough droplets and nasal mucus. Meaning ... it spread by mouth; thus the point of the comic. (Maybe some essential oils can help)
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He dun fell for nothin 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Yup... just Joe, falling down on his way to be crucified... according to some. Captain Picard, do the face palm please. I've done so many I'm on concussion protocol.
He dun fell for nothin 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
We are now in the blue flavor of crazy.
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End it already, Gabi 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Dude has seen horrors through memories of previous Attack Titan holders, experienced loss of friends & comrades, and betrayal at hands of others. Turing inward leaves one callous to the world, which makes it possible.. to watch it all burn... and even light the match.
What do you think ? 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Episode XI? What happened to X?
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Heating costs are about $6 million per year 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
8th biggest is yer mom.
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Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Put the coats on backwards and become 6 flailing arms of death like a proper level boss. (Throws flaming helmet - "SAFETY VIOLATION!" "REPORT HIM")
Will steamers do this?? 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Apparently mom was a ma'am and body was a rockin'.
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A perfect match 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Hmmm, she seems....thirsty. waaaaaiiiiitttttt....
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18 tons of cocaine, allegedly 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Sell it to offset crippling national debt.
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Kratos be like 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
(Darth Vader breathing)... my hatred is all I need to survive.
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