The true essence of childhood, running and dodging, you hear a whistling sound and turn as one of those bastards nails you in the face. Your glasses fly off and you laugh maniacally because it's so damn fun

I just tell people I already have super AIDS, that no virus can infect someone who already has it.

Grab my advice and let me know if you need anything else from me

It is so frustrating hearing some people's opinion on the internet, and instantly know that the foundation of their knowledge of the subject is rooted in the damn public education system of all things. There is enough BS on the internet to make any subject easy and fun to learn except math and language, but these dumb cunts will defend anything without doing 10 minutes of homework on a subject to clarify before jumping in the fray. This is not to say that the people who have knowledge on the subject are good at informing poeple they don't know on some random on internet cite they may well forget about. I know I rant, but we are fucking humans. By god I thought we would have had this figured out 10 years after Google, Facebook and Apple became gods of the digital age.

If you are in that area I would recommend the Teton mountains to the south.

45 fahrenheit is perfect so long as you aren't looking forward to swimming. Light jackets and hot beverages time

Is this really a road we want to go down?

Considering that of 'the 10 stages of genocide' the Aussies are already at 7 and that in certain areas states side are only about a few weeks behind them. Ya this don't bode well folks.

That guy has more money than God and can become an expert on any subject overnight. I think the movie should have focused more on the moral dilemma of snapping people back or undo the last five years. Imagine being brought back from the void to a reality where your partner has moved on and had children with others. Your job is gone, someone bought your car five years ago and hasn't been seen since and some new family has bought your house. Bringing these people back is morally right but to do so after five years has passed will tank everything. It is literally sacrificing what you have made for what was. Disney doesn't have the balls to tell a story that complex and make it good, which is a shame as it could have we easily been the masterpiece to surpass infinity war.

Family? What's going on? I haven't been on reddit since world war T.

I don't know what lewd rabbit hole you have been down, but the biology text book you drooled on in class disagrees

What the hell happened in England that Wales, Scotland and Ireland weren't involved in? I'm just a dumb American, but I thought they were still a package these days.

She has to do that when I am sober, the beer just takes away my poker face

The hardest choices requires the strongest wills.

I think you need to stop smoking certain plants

Yeah, the show Bones would be a hell of a lot different if there were no difference between the bones of men and women and different ethnic backgrounds. Sorry I like the meme, one way or another, but dumb format is dumb.

Usually if you threaten to quit HR or management will try to renegotiate a better deal, but if they shrug their shoulders you are easily replaceable. If you are easily replaceable that's not a 'them' problem, that's a 'you' problem.

Still tomboy outback, just because a rodent can cook my food doesn't mean it should

If you think them folks are unbearable, you should meet some of the pro sports fans I know.