jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Oh yeah. It's all coming together 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Actually it is, there’s another virus in China called hantavirus. But besides one case and death, I don’t know if it’s spreading
Loved this movie 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Can’t believe it came out in 2014. I was looking at my ticket stubs and found it, I thought it came out recently like 2017!
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It's all falling apart 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yes but not everybody gets the joke because they’re not a mainstream band, so I wanted to provide context
It's all falling apart 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It’s also a band
World war 3 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
STOP
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Mad medicine 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
How does your mom not know what those are but you do, my mom bought these for me as a kid. Fake!
Dodge ALL the bullets 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Can you stfu with this stuff, the world is depressing enough as it is right now
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We need more ppl like this 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
There’s no way the teacher agreed
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Help me decide Is this True ? 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No it’s flaunting wealth you most likely don’t have vs having low key nice things
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I've got my apocalypse plans 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Watch fear the walking dead
2020 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
There are different circumstances
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Source: My ass 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I used a source from 1941 and my teacher is like “can you find something more recent???”
Vicks quick fix 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No?
The little gems hidden in classic art 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wow it’s almost like modern day San Francisco
Self-love 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Crossing your arms is a form of hugging to comfort yourself when you’re feeling stressed or nervous in social situations
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"guys only want one thing and it's f*cking digusting!" 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Haha thank you, I hope you get some romance in your life if you want it!
Please prove us wrong 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
But... there... isn’t a vaccine for Covid-19.... the stupid on both sides hurts
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"guys only want one thing and it's f*cking digusting!" 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Well I guess this argument isn’t valid for me because I’m saving myself for marriage!
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This girl spotted her hater in a wedding photo (credit KoturFaith) 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You watch Girl Defined?
Yes yes yes yes! 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Thank you internet explorer
This girl spotted her hater in a wedding photo (credit KoturFaith) 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
They look the same what’s there to hate about
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It do be like that 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It’s actually really good
In a Parallel Universe 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
NSFW
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Sad n*gga hours 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Man up and ask her to be your girlfriend
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What kind of games are we playing, here? 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
More like communist