Sad n*gga hours

Pft... I've seen all of those. Two were in movies and one was in a movie and I saw fossils in museums, but that last one was real. She was, uh, a slut (not for the sex, but the lying about it I knew prior). and my response was no, but whatever.

Man up and ask her to be your girlfriend

Obviously nobody's gonna ask me to be their boyfriend.
Because I'm not a dude lmao
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But VR is an amazing thing, so all the others could come true.

The second one hurts.