Joshary

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I can remember my passwords for half of these 12 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Did you guys ever have a Xanga?
Nothing sounds better than Sky Sharks by Steam Powered Giraffe 2 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
That song always makes me think of Moskau by Dschinghis Khan.
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Imagine. 20 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
I've had a similar thought, but with the nose and scent. Because without vision, we could easily know that there are things in the space we live in and try to invent ways to make ourselves aware of our surroundings, which we have actually been able to do recently to allow blind people to see. But if we were never able to smell things, I'm not sure how long it would have taken us if even by now to be aware that smells exist.
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You high 1 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Yeah man and this mufuka got trees growin out his head right?
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Put this in the MOMA 4 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
no idea
How did I not realize this?! 11 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
thackery binkth from hocuth pocuth.
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Where do you fit? 6 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Yeah it runs through once then just stops on the last frame which is the electricity image. Strange.
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Where do you fit? 6 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
I was thinking the same thing until I came over to comment and realized it's a gif and there are more screens. Whoops.
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This one actually made me laugh - anyone got similar stories? 7 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
One time I was at work as a server and after I took food to a table outside (wasn't my table), I was walking back inside and I heard them say "Thank you." So I wanted to say "not a problem" and "my pleasure" but instead I turned my head and made eye contact and said "not my problem" before quickly walking back inside and not going back out there for the rest of the day.
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Red-Eyes Black Lives Matter 13 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
What always bothered me as a kid was why they spelled out the whole "blue eyes white dragon" but only used the letter B. for black even though "red eyes black dragon" actually has fewer letters and should have also fit on the card.
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That's Enough Peter 3 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
I love that even though he's dressed as Spider-Man, he still knows he's Peter. I like to think he's always known Parker is Spider-Man, and he's just been polite not to mention it, and he just now let it slip on accident.
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A feral cat hunting pigeons 3 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Is that David Tennant?
It's so majestic :') 8 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
*after you win the argument and then they say something else under their breath*
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This family paints their lawn every year for Independence Day 12 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Yeah I don't know how long they've been doing it, but my grandparents knew the guy and apparently it's been a long time. They just finished it this year a couple of days ago, and then they clear the paint off a couple of days after the 4th.
This family paints their lawn every year for Independence Day 12 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
That's right down the street from my house! So weird.
Abandoned cars in Dubai 10 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
I just want go over there and say "hey no one is using this, I can have it right?"
Faceswapping with the Hulk 8 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Tremors 6. Graboids in the Grocery Store
That Titanic Scene 7 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
I remember this episode too. They said that just a door on its own in the water like it would have been in the movie would have sunk once they were both "on top" enough to keep them from freezing. They had to use things that wouldn't have necessarily been floating around to make it work. I think they actually said "James Cameron got the physics of it pretty much exactly right." ...or something to that effect.
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Bookmarks 14 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Whoa. I have that same lanyard and I've never met anyone else with it so I had to stop and think "Did I post this?"
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Crashed Japanese Plane in Clear Tropical Waters 7 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
It says Japanese plane, but where is this? Obviously it could be somewhere other than Japan, and I'd love to know where.
Um 6 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
oh shit you're right.
Um 6 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
That's his son.
Plot twist.. Employee is lead developer on HL3 3 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
This is honestly a really cool story, and I respect Valve for it, but tell me that's not Peter Griffin.
Times are tough... But Damn! 11 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
I was making a joke since you accidentally typed "if he's off reading" instead of off roading. But now that I had to explain it, it's not funny.
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Times are tough... But Damn! 11 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
Yeah in case he's off somewhere else catching up on the new US Weekly and someone wants to hit his bumper.
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