Why do you think he talks backwards?

Well, I am crazy! (About you)

Kapew

Shyly *floofs* it

A lot of the dark areas are deserts anyway.

Three Viking men? I hear they’re always quite... horny.

You have no idea how much they eat. It’s insane. They’re also very ill. With tuberculosis.

*eyes pets squishily*

Not a blumpkin?

Thanks!

D’awww

*blushes and gives a tiny elephant toot*

Aw, I wish. That's an adorable sentient cactus, which on second thought is just as good.

Like H2O?

SHHHHHHHH

Oh hush. Deep down you like these posts, I just know it.

It's easy! One tastes like a slow death from heart failure, and the other tastes like a slow death from chemicals accumulating in your body! :)

That’s too precious. <3

I love that. What song is it?

Oh wow. Yeah.....

Well, I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I actually don’t have a prostate to massage so it’s no use sending anything up that way.