That's how you get Barbecue flavour.

Swedish: Stridsvagn or Akvarium

Swedish: Laglig

SIRDS (single image random dot stereo image) was all the rage for a while in the mid nineties. Haven't seen one in years.

That's the most Switzerland thing I've ever seen.

Swedish: Ost

Desk

So .. a hammerhead hammerhead shark that's very metal.

Swedish: "Kung" or "Knug" depending on whether he's the one doing the spelling, but his full title is "den Förste att ställas mot väggen när Revolutionen kommer"

What is this, a text for ants?

Swedish: Midsommarsolstånd, literally "mid summer sun stand".

I prefer the self checkout since I really don't like interacting with strangers and I find most customers are slow and inefficient at the register.

Seriously, from years of experience I've learned that if you think your partner is cheating on you break up. If you're right, they don't deserve you. If you're wrong, you don't deserve them.

Hmm, reducing my vulnerability to all but one of these would be nice. I'd say 4, when everyone's hung over and less likely to come at me.

That's not how that works, though.

Mostly I just wanna hear the noise it makes.

Damn, he got handsome.