.

kingswitcherii


— . Report User
Perfect countours 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
You wrote in all caps, COME ON!
1
Dutch soldiers camouflaged a WWII ship for 8 days as an island to escape from the Japs 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Ok.
"Back then" it wasn't even right. So how can you justify your racism by saying that they used to use the term, when you've blatantly just used it in your title?
Dutch soldiers camouflaged a WWII ship for 8 days as an island to escape from the Japs 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I think you'll find that's "Japanese" you racist twuntlefuck.
Perfect countours 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Squisward? Is that you?
How Harry really got his scar 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
How else does he bring all those toys, to over six billion people in one night?
5
I don't know why I am laughing this much 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I deduce that the one on the left is the older of the pair...
2
When I heard Bernie is out and it's either Trump or Hillary 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Scenario.
Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage running the country with Michael Gove, Or alternatively David Cameron, Harriet Harman and George Osbourne?
Or better yet.
You know all those questions you wanted answered in "Lost"?
Put 1,000 more on top, and your answer to every one of them is either "Danger! immigrants!" Or "You don't need to know that, look the lefties, aren't they funny?"
Captain Hydra 27 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
No.
Yes.
No idea who that is.
No, because I eat meat, that's pointless.
No.
Happy now?
Feel good about yourself for berating a stranger for having an opinion?
Good. Take it to the bank, and pat yourself on the back.
When I heard Bernie is out and it's either Trump or Hillary 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Now America knows what it's like to be UK in the EU referendum.
13
Like real fast 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Others call it "the greatest work of fiction".
4
Captain Hydra 27 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
That's why I boycott Boss products :)
Good night friends 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Sadly, I have problems that evade sleep...
Like real fast 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Like, seriously scary.
I've been with my girlfriend nearly a year...seriously. wtf life??
What to do and what not to do 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
It was a thing in the eighties...
1
What to do and what not to do 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
EVERYTHING is wrong with them in the UK.
Primarily worn by douchebag CHAVs, hanging outside McDonald's with their hands down their Capri pants, like they're searching for their lost dignity.
5 · Edited 8 years ago
Captain Hydra 27 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I can't say this looks good, because then I'd be saying "Hmm...I really like how that Nazi uniform looks".
10
Why the world should not end 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
It's so depressing to come back to this, and realise most of these things were actually REALLY disappointing!
When the mayor is a big fan 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I remember this.
I was living in Mornington crescent at the time.
If I'd known my childhood heroes were in the BT building, just a twenty minute walk, I would've stormed the fucker.
I'm shipping Disney fairies help me 39 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I'm not a cashier, but I have to stand on my feet, lifting heavy shit for over nine hours a day.
I definitely support cashier's rights to chairs.
1
Research shows most women are unhappy if asked to split the bill 49 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
The idea that a man pays, is perpetuated by gender stereotypes.
The Man provides sustenance, the woman provides procreation sexy time.
If you want to smash down these barriers.
Women need to pay for more stuff, and men need to be able to accept that a woman can.
My girlfriend and I always go halves on everything, so we're always putting out.
We both earn almost exactly the same (she earns ever so slightly more).
1
Attack on liver 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Years of experience :)
1
Geographical names 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Her name is...and this hurts to write...Katie Hopkins.
She's one of those people that just says things (anything) just to get mentioned in the news.
One of her latest suggestions was that we had gunships to keep migrants from British coastlines.
Hannity absolutely adores her.
2
Geographical names 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I was actually hoping that her brain surgery would go wrong...
3
God, Martha you're so rude! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Super troopers!
Attack on liver 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
"Hurrrnnngh-oh...." *dribbles*
"Hrrrrrnnnn-urgh....oh...oh God..."
*spits*
Close enough?
4