It’s 23/9. So...

Some people don’t have the patience for that. Kids are annoying.

If that says 70. The sister is 67

I saw one that said “Adios Gas”. Lol.

Hi from the future. We got that plague you were asking for.

Both will kill me so I’m fucked either way.

This photo will haunt my nightmares. Bridges in fog are one of the only things I physically recoil in fear at.

Then she got bit in the face....

I’m screaming.

Same for small kittens. If you find a bunch of little kittens in your yard please leave them alone. Don’t whisk them away to your nearest shelter or rescue group. Most of the time the kittens will end up being put down. If you must do something, put some water out for the mother (but not food, food will attract predators) at a safe distance that the kittens don’t wind up in it. The mother will come back for them. Now, if you know or have reason to suspect the mother is dead then you can take them in.

Aww. He’s a good boy. My dog bites me if I touch his butt.

So no tattoos. But kiddie diddling is a-okay. Gotcha, America.

Man. Whoever’s father that was probably has his foot in his mouth right now.

What’s the multiple eyed thing supposed to be? A spider?

There was a channel that used to watch and review an episode of Pokemon every week and would make funny commentary. Now it’s every month or two, and 2/3rds of the video is him shouting out his patreons. Needless to say. I stopped watching his channel.

Lmao.

Chicken nuggets are adult chicken nuggets.

Chicken nuggets are adult chicken nuggets.

Yep

Yes!!!!!!!!

Is throwing clothes away after wearing them once a real thing people do?

Idk man. Last 3 boyfriends I had weren’t ashamed of that kind of stuff. 2 of them would even go and get me *gasp* feminine products.
My grandfather even holds my grandmas bag and used to go get me lady products when I lived with them. I feel like this level of insecurity only happens on TV.