A king among Otters and Men

Wait, he killed them... in the US. Shouldn’t he have gotten the death sentence? Oh wait he raped them too, well then it was probably their fault for wearing such short clothing

Don’t forget limited knowledge in a wide variety of areas so people think your intelligent when in reality you just like fun facts

And so are you

You may rest Bernie

How do the Kardashians actually make money, I really don’t get how people who are just paid to exist work

Wasn’t it shown that female rulers were more prone to aggressive foreign policy

7 & 8

Ahhh, the theory of Karen, wherein all the dead unvaccinated babies and the names of every manager encountered are stored. With the hair growing every time they talk to a manager. Legend even says that the mega Karen is the source of all essential oils which pour forth from her hair

Rendezvous is French, so ask them. And so is genocide but that’s not a question for me

Wait what

BREAKING NEWS: famous actress Anne Hathaway discovers Keanu Reeves and Sir Patrick Stewart’s fountain of youth

I see this as an absolute win

I mean she’s right

Do you all have the same opinion after the Cats Movie

*x files theme plays*

Ahhh, so chickens were all once a nightmarish web of blood vessels

Still waiting for them to turn on location

Ok boomer

I’m telling the commissar

Isn’t this the heat map from that fitness tracking app that shows were everyone using it has run. Cause I’m pretty sure it is.
Edit: the app is called Strava, but due to some controversy around revealing several secret US military bases might not still be available

Just do an Irish coffee, easy fix

Stonks

I’ve seen these types of reeds before, they look like weird sand