MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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War never changes 13 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Because of COURSE America doesn't lose wars, silly!
War never changes 13 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I LOVE that video.
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Can't touch this 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Kiki's Delivery Service.
Or I decide to not go to class 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Whoa.
Some people clearly like my utter bullshit, I'll have you know.
Canadian at its best. Can't say I'd do the same, but awesome spirit 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Ooooooooooh, guest learned a Big Boy Word!
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Good memory 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Yeah, mine didn't, either, but there was often someone begging for it.
I wonder if this picture will be comforting later in life.
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Really made my day 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Thanks a lot.
Now I can't get the fake tv show "Kharma and Greg" out of my head.
Take me back to the 70's 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I thought they shut down Drumpf University.
sleeping peacefully... and.. uhm.. :DD 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra That kitty looks pretty excited. ;)
Achieve your dreams! 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago 1
Deception. 100 15 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
How do you suppose he first learned of this hidden talent, and has he ever fapped to his own armpit?
Not graduated yet 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra A valuable lesson was learned that day. Never trust anyone in a position of power.
Donald 14 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
On the other hand, God's Party would be able to be outwardly proud of their President's behaviour. ;)
How to be a Stone Cold Bitter b*tch 101 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Always upvote Mulaney.
Get f*cked you corrupt ghoul 21 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I see your embarrassing Hillary tweet, and raise you the entire smorgasbord of drumpf's tweet history.
Sum ting wong 1 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra I wish it was that easy to get free egg rolls.
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Ain’t that the truth !!! 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
What are you talking about? I change it all the time.
I even put it on the right way.
You can touch me all you want 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Oh, Lord. Just stop.
Poor British citizens 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Britizen
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Get outta my car if it bothers you 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
But why?
Wrong intentions 32 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Learn how to use deflection for fun AND profit!
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Bingobangobongo 15 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Sometimes people just make conversation and mean well, and it hurts because they don't know you and your situation.
I'm sure their heart was in the right place.
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It be like that sometimes 10 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
If people stopped posting twitter on FS, it would be immediately healing.