matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
Disappearing marbles 12 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra Is this that bubble tea stuff you like?
Downthumb mah post, budday! 4 comments
Who remembers this? 10 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Oh, I want S.O. badly to make a joke, but certain FSers might be offended. :(
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Who remembers this? 10 comments
So I went out and found Baby Trump today 43 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Interesting wording. ;)
I'd still fact check it, if we were having a serious discussion.
I'd still fact check it, if we were having a serious discussion.
So I went out and found Baby Trump today 43 comments
The cold there is gonna be YUGE. Such tremendous colds. Believe me. 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Actually, the women there just make you THINK you're warm, by dilating your capillaries, thereby wicking off your warmth through your skin.
Or was that the alcohol? I forget.
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Or was that the alcohol? I forget.
So I went out and found Baby Trump today 43 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Wow.
I had to wait 19 weeks for THAT?
Why don't you mosey on back to Faux News, so they can tell you your opinion.
I had to wait 19 weeks for THAT?
Why don't you mosey on back to Faux News, so they can tell you your opinion.
So.. American man? 4 comments
McDonald's after! 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/25704657/butter-nipples.jpg
Yeah, I realize it's sub-par execution, but I'm too lazy to make a better version.
Yeah, I realize it's sub-par execution, but I'm too lazy to make a better version.
Looks fun 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
You mean like being a part of the ever-more-rapidly evaporating middle class that his tax "plan" accelerated?
Being embarrassed at best, in physical danger at worst being identified as an American overseas?
Or did you simply mean that because I'm a white male, I'm somehow safe? Because that's a hilarious thing to say all on it's own. :D
Being embarrassed at best, in physical danger at worst being identified as an American overseas?
Or did you simply mean that because I'm a white male, I'm somehow safe? Because that's a hilarious thing to say all on it's own. :D
Looks fun 4 comments
This applies to Christmas plans as well 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra I can't wait to have indoorsy days with you. ESPECIALLY during storms! :D
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Adventures of Pluto Nash 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Oh, noes! But this one doesn't give people an excuse to disregard science when it suits them!
Fake news and what not!
Fake news and what not!
Hehe 12 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Yeah, I've taken like, 20 looks over the past year. Still don't care.
The Shia Ledouche-looking guy doesn't even do it for me anymore.
The Shia Ledouche-looking guy doesn't even do it for me anymore.
1st youtube video ever 7 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Yeah, if your posts don't do as well as the average twitter regurgitation that everyone seems to spastically upthumb, you get penalized.
What a way to run a railroad.
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What a way to run a railroad.