MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Oh no no no 9 comments
matthewg · 31 weeks ago
One PUUUUUUUUUUUNCHHHH!
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You cant unseen this 6 comments
matthewg · 31 weeks ago
#thedinosaurthing
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If you think THAT's bad, your precious twitter posts don't even have pictures. 14 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
I live in the Liberal Enclave of California, and even I though that was some hippy sh!t, right there.
When you send her a picture of your ranch but she doesn't answer 9 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
Hey, uh... Michelle, get in here. Danny and Arnold are doin' the voice again!
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Twitter history is not forgiving 11 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
I'm not sure if you're using poor logic/English on purpose or accident. I also doubt that link is going to clear up what I found so funny about your comment.
Twitter history is not forgiving 11 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
"it's widely believed that there is ample evidence that he did."
I swear, this post doesn't disappoint. :D
My bf can do this and still looks hella hot 36 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
@kakaburra Would that make it Booty Butter?
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i related to this on a spiritual level 14 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
Why isn't there a Bun on that wiener?
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When you send her a picture of your ranch but she doesn't answer 9 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
I dunno, but I'd totally duel six-inchers, uh... I mean, SHOOTers with him. *cough*
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My bf can do this and still looks hella hot 36 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
I worry when I hear this sort of thing.
Like what's she trying to butter us up for??? :(
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My mom 5 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
Wouldn't it be more worrying if I was on FS 24/7?
It's that simple guys 14 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
Not sure why you'd need them.
I'd donate mine to you in a heartbeat.
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Had to be said 5 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
*whoosh*
The big Ouch 202 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
There's no way I'm reading all those comments, but I find the fact that this...
https://funsubstance.com/fun/515782/donut-gone-wrong/
...being the next post is hilarious. :D
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Wrathful sneaky volatile Armadillo 1 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
Saw this on imgur a week ago and what is OP doing posting something like this???
i can dabble wiv that description 5 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
Aka, Neville Thiccbottom.
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i related to this on a spiritual level 14 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
@kakaburra Being a good, Christian man in a sea of hussies is tough.
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I wasn't sure I was 8 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
Ya'll damn lucky I don't post a #humblebrag of this hawt caboose. *cocks hip bootaliciously*
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Smells like Parkinson's 12 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
How does one discover that they can smell Parkinson's???
Good old Oppy 2 comments
matthewg · 32 weeks ago
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