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Why don't they add grapefruit extract to drugs so people won't need as much of 12 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Most blood pressure medications do, however you would have to eat grapeftuit in such large amounts most pharmacies dont tend to worry about putting the auxillary label on each time.
Who says good cosplay needs boobs? 5 comments
megara · 9 years ago
But hes wearing a bra....
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You f*cked up meow 11 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Who wouldnt want to f*** that police?
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Good luck ;) 32 comments
megara · 9 years ago
I second panda. Please?
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What are the odds? 6 comments
megara · 9 years ago
*Rolls 1d20* I got a one
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Impossible sand sculpture 8 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Well, I can burp my abc's backwards... its something
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Tortoises have the weirdest looking skeletons 10 comments
megara · 9 years ago
We had to dissect a turtle in my AP bio class and it took 45 minutes to take apart the shell on the stomach, which is the thinnest barrier.
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I'm imagining chaos if this happened 54 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Isnt it wonderful?
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Aww I bet he did 15 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Like play chess
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For the murderously concerned 7 comments
megara · 9 years ago
When wouldnt you need this
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I'm not saying basketball players aren't tough, wait no, that's exactly what I'm saying 39 comments
megara · 9 years ago
The player who had his jugular slit actually held the gash closed, got up, and skated himself off the ice. Reason? His mother was in the crowd watching the game and he didn't want her to see him die.
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Bizzare Laws 23 comments
megara · 9 years ago
The ice cream in the back pocket is because someone once stole a horse by putting the ice cream in their pocket. The horse followed because, dude, its ice cream. And the guy didnt get in trouble because he never actually touched the horse to steal it.
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THIS IS GONNA BE MY GRADUATION SPEECH. NO KIDDING 7 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Im writing my valedictorian speech now. This is gong in it. Yaaaas
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Actual town in Mexico 20 comments
megara · 9 years ago
It reminds me of fairly odd parents as well
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Nobody could keep a straight face when the teacher handed us this homework 14 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Cheyrose is right, addiction totally blows.
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Look at me 18 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Yep here ya go... On second thought, take an extra 10ml just in case
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How to save endangered species 15 comments
megara · 9 years ago
I like how the guy crouching next to the rhino is scratching his chest. :)
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what's really scary. 5 comments
megara · 9 years ago
The writers of this show knows what's up...
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Hope this is helpful :) 13 comments
megara · 9 years ago
*Squeals*
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Tiger 4 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Am I the only one amazed at her perfect makeup?
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accurate. 11 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Carol is such a people person. For example, when she spoke to a little boy:
You can either tell my secret and you'll find yourself tied to a tree and eaten alive by walkers
OR
You shut up and I'll make you cookies.
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Less jesus, perhaps? 28 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Oh my goodness. Someone finally understands. I have always been surrounded by PK's who act like complete douche canoes. And then at the same time, I'm willing to let my no-longer-a-drug-dealer friend borrow my car if he ever needed to. You guys are honestly the only people who has ever agreed with this. Thank you.
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Cats catching squirts of milk during milking at a dairy farm in California, 1954 6 comments
megara · 9 years ago
I like the black cat in the background covered in milk. He's face screeeams, "You little bitch"
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If love could save 29 comments
megara · 9 years ago
You, sir, are my favorite kind of person :)
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His jawline broke my hip 11 comments
megara · 9 years ago
Crisp chip test?
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