That depends on many factors, age, overall health, how well nourished they are and also the purity of said poison, if it was diluted or not.

In the town I'm talking about, you'll get a $50 fine for jaywalking and $150 if you impead traffic or make a vehicle brake hard to avoid you, I'm not sure what happens if said jaywalker actually causes an accident, which has happened before I'm sure. I'll check the police log tomorrow morning since a jaywalking moron got creamed by a school bus this morning (I know he jaywalked because he got smacked at the pawn shop which doesn't have a crosswalk)

I'll leave it for interpretation.

The town closest to me has seven on main street alone and two temporary ones for when the catholic school or funeral home are in use. Maybe that's because of it being a rural town or maybe because of the university and bars, hell if I know.

I've done it before, also severed my thumb tip recently as well, staying calm makes things easier.

University educated stupidity in full motion.

Oh really now? Where do you live and do you have a shovel I can borrow?

We need editing functions for meeting notes, and various paperwork, not sure why haven't actually asked anybody why, don't care personally, if they want to waste money on stuff like that, who am I to stop them?

Yeah, I drove her to the urgent care clinic up the road, they removed them and bandaged her fingers, and I took her home early. The store's insurance is going to cover the care bill.

Local university had a frat party burn down its house because a drunk set the kitchen on fire.

She went to snap a line of staples and got five into her finger, and dropped the stapler onto the stone tiles which broke the hinge on the stapler. I'm not so concerned about the stapler it was junk anyhow and I was looking for an excuse to order a new one, but the staples to the finger created some unnecessary paperwork and was frankly not her brightest moment anyhow.

Then my corporate must be rare, they bought a copy for each store manager (7 stores) and 25 copies for the various main office folks.

Some people have a habit of burning popcorn which frankly smells worse than burnt skunk (long story...) and popcorn can also catch fire and do a good bit of damage.