TLC would like to have a word with this mom

Omgod lmfao as a dyslexic religious person who also has trouble sleeping this seriously hit to close to home

God I miss these.
I have no idea why they stopped selling them.
Now it’s all 3 ring binders or if lucky you can find a 5 star zipper binder.

So here is a trick if they say they cal in a few days wait a week and call and ask how it’s going if they say they get back to you and still don’t after 4 days call again. Each time mention how you would love to work there.
After another week and still nothing call again and ask if the position is filled. If they say no than tell them that you understand how busy it can be and would love to come work for them. If they say yes it had ask them was there something they felt you lacked that you can try to improve on? Sometimes they will see that you are trying to be a hard work and might let you in on a trial basis.

You are late to the game but she deserves a birthday month lol

Well technically no because the trial for among us is only guesses and witnesses and there is no telling who is lying and no way to prove it.
While real trials they have to go by physical proof and the guilty have someone to help represent them so they don’t just go NAH AH!
Lol

Yeah I don’t eat wet bugs or regular bugs both are really gross lol

My daughter started showing signs of Tourettes around last September and is now in full blown Tourettes with uncontrolling movements from twitching to flipping the bird as well as saying random things and mimicking.
One thing that is her major tic is spitting lol I call her my pet llama lol
If she is upset with you or just don’t like you she spits lol
One day during her online class her teacher said she needed to retake a test and it sent into a full on spit mode lol her whole screen was covered in spit lol
I think the one thing that good about her tics is they are her Since of humor it is exactly how she react if she was trying to make people laugh. Lol

All I see is the scene from the movie The Help.
You is kind
You is smart
You is important
Not that I am saying that about them just that’s what it reminds me off lol

Not how sex works or how those scans work but funny lmfao

Its stormtroopers always miss lol

“OUR” carp plushie lol like the cat has to share with its toys with them lol

She said 1986 make him 62 lmfao I was born in 1982 and there is no WAY I am even close to 50

This does not effect me. I get to respond with sorry I’m dyslexic lol
That way if they mention the type-os they look like an asshole lol

When I see the tag says 19.99 I automatically think ok that is 22.00 because I was raised always add .10 cents for every dollar for taxes. Even though taxes isn’t .10 cents it’s just easier to do .10 cents.

Actually a lot of zoo keepers already kind of do this.
If an animal is injured or an infant and it needs around the clock care the zoo keepers will bring their “work” home with them.
I had an ex that worked with tigers at the San Antonio zoo. He used to send me tiger whiskers and tiger nail clippings lol.
But when they had new tiger Cubs they had the new yet qualified workers “babysit” them during the night.

Also you need to remember the first was before they started to cook the meals off the plane. Now all meals except maybe the occasional cookies or such is made in a building than shipped in TV trays to the plane where they just heat the meals up and ask you beef or chicken.
Back than they had someone actually make the meals on the plane. The “In flight kitchen” was more than a beverage bar with a microwave. It had a full kitchen on board.
But after 9/11 they found it not only safer but more cost effective to not include meals and to cook on the ground.
Some company’s only serve you a meal if you fly during predetermined meal times. While others only serve meals if your flight is longer than 2 hours and even than you still need to be flying during predetermined meal times.
And if you fly anything under business or first class than you have to pay for the meal.

Years of that puppet shit he figured out the loop holes lol

That just breaks my heart he would rather go alone to the hospital with such a huge injury than “bother” people with his problems.
Someone hurt that man and I don’t mean the nail

So funny story
As many of you know I am from the south Texas to be exact but on my Dads side he was born in Biloxi Mississippi. As well as his mother and her family.
My grandmother’s sister was named Ruth.
(I know family tree here but hang in there)
So great aunt Ruth was going to visit us in Texas for the first time when I was just a baby.
She hated long car rides and the trains was still a thing but refused to sit on one. So plane it was.
When she went decided to visit us she said well if I’m going to Texas might as well spend a week in Mexico as well.
So she went to Mexico first and as she was coming back they asked her Do you have anything to declare?
She said and I quote
“You bet your sweet aunt Fanny I do! I declare that Mexico made me have the terrible runs and not only that the airplane on the way there was so cramped I felt my toes fold under them selfs just like the wicked witch of the east!”
The man said ma’am I mean do you have any fruit or anything.
Lmfao

The little mermaid was a love letter to Hans Christian Andersen’s male interest.
The man was his Prince who went off and married a woman while Hans Christian Andersen was like the mermaid and had to let his love go because being bi/gay was not something people openly did. And there was rumors that the man he loved didn’t love him back because he was straight and always saw himself more of a friend.
It’s truly sad when you think of it like that and than Disney goes and makes the ending happy which though yeah I get they just wanted a happy ending but probably unknowingly they let a bi/gay couple finally have their happy ending.