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I'll wait for the Captain 4 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Don’t spill your mayo bro
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*mönches on a customer* 5 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
@ᶜᵃᵗᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ
ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ
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How Christianity was invented 5 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Oh yeah, I member. Thanks
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The war on Christmas will continue until it's illegal occupation of November ends! 10 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Careful he’s about to do you an adultery
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My heart 9 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Incredible
10/10
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The war on Christmas will continue until it's illegal occupation of November ends! 10 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
*Christmas declares war on Halloween. Invades October*
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How Christianity was invented 5 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Which one?
The grand old Nonce… 4 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Royal oof
Sausage dog having trouble in the snow 9 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
You better get all that snow inside before the government takes it away
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-Maya Angelou 1 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Best I can do is barely get by
The mind cow 6 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Spin the cow more than twice and you’re playing with yourself
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Because they aren't in it for the profit? 3 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
The dead belong to the tooth goblin
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Concealed carry finger sandwiches 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
>You carrying?
*open jacket to reveal concealed sandwich*
>>6” teriyaki chicken on toasted honey oat
>nice
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yes 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Rhymes with The church of Shmentology
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Pressing the ol' panic button 4 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
You’re pressing too hard
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I Can Haz Shelter? 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Best we can do is avocados
-society
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Puff puff pass the turkey 3 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Sure you can help put up the Christmas decorations
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Sorry, that’s just how it works. 15 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
When no one is looking, you load up sunlight videos on YouTube, and get your $9 UV lamp ready
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YouTube evolving backwards 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
2030: It’s just ads now
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Economics 100 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
While you were getting a haircut, your brother broke into your house and took over. He cancelled all previous debts and applies to the world bank for a loan to repair the broken furniture
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Sorry, that’s just how it works. 15 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
You convert sunlight into sex, like a plant of some kind
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Weekly contest #117 1 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Where are the details?
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That's a nice duck 5 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Yeah, I’m hunched over and clutching my bleeding chest because of the pleasure
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That's a nice duck 5 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
No thanks. I have my goose that’ll stab me if I make mistakes @xvarnah
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Happy International Mens' Day 9 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Nah that’s not the weird I’m into
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