Sausage dog having trouble in the snow

You better get all that snow inside before the government takes it away

I used to have a teacher named Mr. Otto. Best history teacher ever. I once got him so pissed about Alexander he defriended me on FB. Don't worry, it was only temporary, but it was hilarious.
note: We only became FB friends well after I graduated.

I thought that was a big black dildo in the snow for a split second