Do you identify as a duck in a trench coat @xvarnah?

@ᶜᵃᵗᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ
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*Christmas declares war on Halloween. Invades October*

Royal oof

You better get all that snow inside before the government takes it away

Best I can do is barely get by

Spin the cow more than twice and you’re playing with yourself

The dead belong to the tooth goblin

>You carrying?
*open jacket to reveal concealed sandwich*
>>6” teriyaki chicken on toasted honey oat
>nice

Rhymes with The church of Shmentology

Best we can do is avocados
-society