Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Nobody asked for this picture 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The dog is so damn cute it's almost not real looking.
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Prison sweet prison 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
*jail cell slams shut*
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Poor star wars 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Something about that woman's face makes me ill.
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THOTS 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Aw it's like a trust fall but with sin. How sweet.
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THOTS 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Then forgive me father for I am to be cast into the Abyss.
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Ocicin no fap fap 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Currently for me it's a little of both.
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You must believe in yourself 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
All this did was make more work for myself.
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That's all there is to it 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Aren't we all?
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Take 2 at your own peril 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Ernie can see the audience.
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Let me know what you are thinking! 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Those sentences are way too coherent. I'm guessing light beer.
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F**k go back 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah and my underwear says Fruit of the Loom and those aint peaches in there.
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I'd happily pay for that 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I want to have my body stuffed and attend my own funeral.
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What's your favorite number? 11 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
No shame. Just beware that the space between is infinite.
What's your favorite number? 11 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Your favorite is literally butt.
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Marry these type of woman 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Such words of wisdom.
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Well, I better stay home. 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
*hissing queef*
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Well, I better stay home. 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Wonder if she can walk at the same time.
To infinity and beyond 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
To infinity and behind.
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Different point of view 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Get a little of that soot in the coot.
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O’ Valley of Plenty 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Right at his valley of plenty.
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This is the prophecy 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Same here. Sometimes it's just good to write it out that thought somewhere even if you don't remember why. Almost like venting but for opinions.
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Uhhhhhhh? Sauce? 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
well he may have stirred them.
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*electrified screams* 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I was afraid of that.
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*electrified screams* 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I'm not sure if that means arousal or disgust.
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Who gave them the game? 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
lol @ flooding in Houston. Like no shit, every damn year.
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