But that’s what inside jokes are for

I honestly checked the name to make sure that wasn’t my husband responding, but I’m pretty confident he doesn’t also go by the alias “lanadelcuntflap”

30 year-old who’s aware of every technology as far back as the gramophone: “Hello, young 20 year-old. This is a V-C-R. I bet you’ve never heard of the ancient technology of my youth!”

This is so important.

*sticks one piece of pizza on top of another piece of pizza just to ruin your statement*

I used to feel this way until this one conversation I had in high school. I was talking to this one girl who I didn’t know really well, but who was in the same friend group as me (she was, in my eyes, one of the central members). I commented that I was kind of the outsider of the group, and she said that she’d always thought I was one of the central members, and that she’d considered herself a group outsider. The entire time, we’d each thought we were the outsider, when it turns out neither one of us really was.
TL;DR - We all feel like the outsider sometimes. There’s a good chance that’s at the same time that you’re feel long like an outsider, someone else in your group is feeling the exact same way about themselves.

Metal fork in a nonstick pan aaaaaaaah!

Ok, it either says Aunt or Cwnt (or possibly Gunt, after reading the comments). But if it's a C, the next letter has to be a w.

The octopus one is actually just a really, really good 3D animation by a guy named Thomas Marqué.

https://doctorcatmd.com/comic/doctor-cat

If you have a table, and then make a second, identical table, are they the same table? No, of course not. That’s basically all this argument is.

But also stay sensitive and don’t think that you can tell if someone has depression with a cursory glance. I hide my depression spirals pretty fabulously, and usually outwardly overcompensate for the internal disaster I’m dealing with. Just because someone seems ok doesn’t mean they’re lying about having depression.

I have seen the musical 1776 too many times an was incapable of reading any of those names Normal lee.

So... plus sized girls are allowed to do anything except go shopping with their thin friends? What an odd rule.

Yep, my white Christian mom in Texas has one, too.