Partyboob

partyboob


What's boobytrap backwards?
A funsubster who stays up too late at night and is the Queen of Procrastination.

— Partyboob Report User
Stared at this for 5minutes, couldn't figure it out. I feel so stupid! 22 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
^This, I can believe.
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This is classic tumblr 11 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
"Why not? What if I identify as mayonnaise. Wtf" *triggered by people telling me mayonnaise is not a gender*
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I just figured out that the boy I have a crush on from school is on funsubstance... .-. 121 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
I've been sick all last week. I haven't been able to go to school :( I didn't get to talk to him... sorry, will keep you posted
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Shut up and take my money! 5 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
You are a genius.
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Shut up and take my money! 5 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
For the purposes shown in the post
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Very insightful. Thank you 10 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
This is for the sake of comedy! One does not simply finish a problem when there is a joke to be made.
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College kids be like 12 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
Lmao $2
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Unique drawing of johnny depp 7 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
A circle? That's pretty impressive if you ask me. If I try to draw a circle, I end up with a lopsided oval that is not deserving of the title "circle."
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As a girl I can confirm that this is infact what we do 12 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
Well, that falls into the "animal sacrifice" category. But yes, I can confirm.
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partyboob · 9 years ago
Yes. Yes we are.
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Kids today! 12 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
This kid is going places. Maybe jail, but places.
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partyboob · 9 years ago
I believe you mean it is a fucking *beautiful thing.
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Crossfit vegan 7 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
Honestly, I already said I was sorry... get over yourself, Nancy. It's so annoying when people keep on calling you out for a little mistake.
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Satan's second son 19 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
Photoshop??? Eh, probably not, looks pretty real to me.
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Satan's second son 19 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
^This is an understatement.
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partyboob · 9 years ago
Wait... I'm not wearing a hat... ಠ_ಠ
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partyboob · 9 years ago
Glad to be of service! *tips hat in your direction, wherever you are*
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As a girl I can confirm that this is infact what we do 12 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
Apparently, some of my guy friends had a sleepover in which they indeed talked about their crushes. Then one of them leaked some info and, being the drama kings that they are, it was a mess. Then again, this was in like 6th grade. Eh, still counts.
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Satan's second son 19 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
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shadowrated 162 comments
partyboob · 9 years ago
@partyboob I thought YOU were my friend...
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partyboob · 9 years ago
Wtf partyboob you don't have friends, do you?
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partyboob · 9 years ago
This comment thread is the best thing ever and also makes me reconsider all my life choices. Crazy, huh?
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partyboob · 9 years ago
*cries*
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partyboob · 9 years ago
Shut up you conceited turd
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