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LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

Pirates beg to differ.

And Leviticus 18:22.

In Age of Ultron, it's revealed that Hawkeye already has a wife and a few kids. But yeah, I can see why you'd think that :P

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

I don't care if you notice me, and I will NEVER notice you.

Actually, we're perfectly fine with gays. Our only problem is with gay marriage, because the christian definition of marriage is between a man and a woman with the intent to make children. Since a gay couple can't make children, they can't get married. Going off of that, the only reason we're against gay sex is because it doesn't produce children, and assuming that the two aren't married (because that wasn't a thing until recently) they would be having pre-marital sex, which is a BIG no-no.
Honestly though, the whole "gay marriage is an abomination" thing is pretty stupid.

Actually, it's a plush toy.

Venezuelan poodle moths are real, but the one pictured is actually a plush toy of a poodle moth. The real thing is much smaller.

*in the back* MOM, I NEED TO BORROW THE CREDIT CARD!!!!

Lesbian.
Gay.
Bisexual.
Transgender.
Long ago, the LGBT community lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Westboro Baptists attacked. Only the Fabatar, master of all four sexualities could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished.
A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Fabatar, a gay named Neil Patrick Harris. Although his fabulosity is great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Neil can save the world.

I think it's Tyreesha.

Maybe it's Maybelline?

(Look at the hashtag)

I think you're thinking of Finn.

That's the joke.