yeah but imagine a 130km/h coming when he jumps. And imagine the poor driver :/

So is that a soft no on anal then ?

Well that's how harry discovered he could talk to snakes so... seems legit.

You gotta focus on the bright side of things. At least you didn't learn it while in the middle of a distance run.

To be fair, in uni I very rarely commented. Projects were bullshit, and I can remember the two / three projects I have in parallel and know what my code does for the semester duration.
Not my part ? not my problem. (kinda, obviously we had an understanding of the overall code of each other) The code works, we pass tests and benchmarks, the teacher isnt going to have fun reading the code of EVERY GROUP.
The semester ends, noone cares about this project anymore, so it doesnt matter that i have no clue what it does.
Now that im working.... boy that shit better be commented

Well I can't afford to take her to Saturne...

Then don't use youtube ? Pay for youtube red ? Servers and stuff cost money. Money comes from ads if youre not paying.

Don't worry, I think most people have a strict policy that involves cuddling none of the tarantulas that they find.

The fuck are you downvoting for ? Hes mathematically correct. May not be the best kind of correct, but its up there.
And although you can consider what ilikemoderation said, which is that she is looking to maximize profit while remaining withing the budget of her supporters, the key word is MAXIMIZE. She is looking to price the tickets as expensive as possible WITHIN the budget of her supporters (which is an exercise in which you do need to know how much people make).
(please note im just saying this is a question of maximization, NOT minimization, without judgement. minimazing profit would make no sense, and its all about finding that balance between your supporters budget, and your profit margin.)

I hope youre joking because it was half a meme for a while, but pretty sure SOME people believed it.
Light travels at 3.0*10^8 m/s. In this scenario the light has to travel maybe 10cm more in the path from the reflexion compared to the direct path. So it would take the light an extra 3.0*10^-10 seconds. Thats not even a BILLIONTH of a second.

There was no tweet of this conversation, hence it appears trump was not involved.
Also, combo breaker.

Well i bite my nails quite a lot, so I can see how someone would be 'I WANT THAT BIG ASS NAIL'. That being said, it doesnt help with the ladies.

As a below 6 foot dude I get that girls can prefer a tall guy and as a result not be interested and its perfectly ok.
But at the same time.... any girl shallow enough to ASK that is an instant 'no' in my book. I have personal preferences in term of physical appearance too, but i would much rather meet someone in real life and see if we click (both physically and personality wise) than try to check a buch of boxes over the internet.
I've met a few girls who didn't fit some of my 'criteria' and who I actually found crazy attractive.
It's ok to have physical preferences, but I feel like if youre 'stuck' in them to the point where you instantly turn down anyone who doesn't fit an imaginary checklist then you're probably shallow.
PS : I'm aware of the irony behind my statement, and I stand by it.

I mean at this point is noone gonna just write a similar website ? If yall are leaving, this is a business opportunity in the making.
I don't know jack shit about web-development, but im fairly certain a meme website wouldn't be hard to code.

Wait even with a handwritten letter from the landlord saying he is waving your rent for december ? Surely if you take this to court you would win ?

Well look who doesn't understand basic economics / politics. Whether you like or not you need someone in charge. And its NOT easy work. Why would someone COMPETENT do that for minimum wage ? They wouldn't, they would go to the private sector where for equal skills they wouldn't be rewarded as a burger flipper.
So you have incompetent workers with responsibilities now, taking decisions that affect EVERYONE. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Due to the nature of their jobs, these people making minimum wage are in contact AND responsible for managing money. Well guess what that leads to ? Poor money management and corruption.

"I have been eating for healthy and going to the gym 3days a week for the past 6 months. The end of the year approaches, and I have a weird feelin g in the pit of my stomach. Nevertheless, I keep on keeping on. Eat my veggies and lift my weights.
I wake one morning, feeling anxious, but I dismiss it.I catch a look at myself in the mirror, and I like what I see. The hardwork is paying off, now is not the time to quit. Have a salad and a workout.
Yet my anxiety keeps rising. Towards the end of my workout I notice an old man in a robe observing me. I feel compelled to talk to him, but first I finish my series and eat my banana.
As soon as I'm done the old man approaches, he gauges me, nods approbatively, and instantly my anxiety disappears. Without a word he hands me a cellphone. I take it, and the voice on the other end simply says 'Hi, do you have a minute to talk ? I am here to teach you how to do your taxes.'
Princessmonstertru was right. It's over for you bitches."

Also pretty sure paying off your student loans is the dumbest thing you could do, as Im pretty sure its fairly easy to identify you from your student loans. So its a great way to get caught I guess.

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Because they are responsible for either accepting it which implies :
- making drastic changes to our way of life to make a positive change (this can imply reduction of comfort (forbid the use of cars in many scenarios where they aren't 'mandatory', w/e else you can think of), cost of life increase etc...) which is NOT what a politician wants (its gonna make him look bad).
- OR saying straight up "fuck the planet".
Whereas if they take the liberty to discuss it and deny it then you can convince people coal is a good idea.

Also, if the number are accurate, that person is not going to stop just because 'The number you have tried to reach is no longer in service.' We're talking 7 calls a minute assuming she is calling 24/7 for a week.
Thats next level batshit crazy.