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Pwease give me beanie-weanies UwU 11 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
As he said, bold of you to assume there will be a next year.
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Listen here, libtard snowflake 10 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
You would think being upset by the lack of eloquence in her message while supporting Trump is peak irony, but here you have someone explicitly denying science (a thousand years is NOT the deadline we're working with, arguing such is blatantly ignorant) while accusing others of being science deniers.
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What about girls that do krokodil? 8 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Have y'all really met people that do cocaine but don't smoke weed ?
Truly a woman of class 7 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Tinder. Thats a screenshot from a Tinder conversation. Swipe left means 'not interested', swipe right means 'interested'. If someone you swipe right on, also swipes right on you, you get a 'match' and you can chat with them.
Supposed to be a dating app, but its a hooking up app.
Truly a woman of class 7 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Ok but, if you're gonna go through the trouble of swiping left on everyone AND remembering their faces... Why not swipe normally on the people you like and just let the thing do its work ?
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Implement now 9 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Also and more importantly, the turn signal is here to signal your intention to turn, not that you are currently turning, meaning you should activate it BEFORE you start turning so cars behind / around you can plan accordingly. So activating in when the weels are already turning is useless : I can see you turning, the question is do I have time to react to it ?
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Right? 2 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Yeah, I started 6 months ago. Basically after work I was beat, and since I hadn't worked out in forever I was selfconcious af, so I never found motivation in years. Forced myself for a month to go twice a week at 6.30 AM (when the gym opens) because I figured there would be less people.
It really does make you feel good. Like... you start the day and you've done something to better yourself, something that isn't eat->work->sleep->repeat. It's still a huge struggle to force myself out of bed on those days, but it's worth it.
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Being prepared is not just for boyscouts 10 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
No, water expands when freezing, so if you put a water bottle full to the brim on the freezer it can definitely explode (plastic bottles tend to be able to expand a little, so it's not a guarantee).
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Now this is something our bosses should see 5 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Honestly the US culture around PTO is insane from an outsider's perspective. I'm from France, and I'm never signing a contract that has less than 5 weeks PTO, and you're damn sure I'm taking every one of those days. And I hear people in the US have none or like 2 weeks or something, and feel bad for taking it. It's honestly baffling.
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Hmmmmm 8 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
And possibly illegal. Research it before you do it.
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It's just common sense 3 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
In Modern Warfare 2, in the first mission (the training in the pit), the guy who hands you your weapons goes "Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading" and the way he says it, that quote stuck with me (and according to google stuck with a lot of people).
He saved me many times while playing online.
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"Hold my weener" 3 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
"why did you piss yourself ?"
"Oh, I was doing mental maths. You know how it goes."
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"Cut along the lines" 9 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Oh I hadn't seen the ruler on the finger somehow. I thought the ruler was the margin on the 'notepad'. I'm dumb.
"Cut along the lines" 9 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Pretty sure once the tatoo is in it's no longer called 'fingering'.
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Angy 4 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Hey that's Prague !
Go away! 3 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
I add emojis at the end of most texts because it conveys tone.
"Are you Samantha ?" ==> maybe you're in trouble, maybe im the cops or whatever. Not a feelgod text.
"Are you Samatha ? :) " ==> all is well in the world, you're at peace when you read this text.
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Doctorate in Googling 2 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Even if he googles it, a doctor will know what to look for and good sources to trust. Everyone can have a lapse in memory, skilled professionals will know how to handle that.
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Now I'm really looking forward to the couple of days we will spend in Paris, thanks 6 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Yeah I've never seen Paris with trash everywhere like that. Subways aren't japan levels of clean (far from it) but that's pretty much it.
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My brother-in-laws Instagram story... Hahah 3 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
last picture seems to show the cabinet is on ground level. And once closed, the weigth will be centered so it should be ok.
Big brain time 1 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Took me a long time to figure out 'y' stands for 'why' and not 'yes'
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Corontine 9 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Well don't change the password, some of us moochers are in confinement as well.
I think, number 5 is best option 2 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
r/baduibattles has plenty more to scare you with :)
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That's what you get for thinking outside the box 5 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Probably like any job where you create stuff, theres plenty of cool shit to do, but the majority of things a company will hire you to do (and that customers are willing to pay for) are gonna be boring.
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Fan service 6 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
I think it refers to big boobied girls and scenes where the curves are accentuated for no relevant reason.
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Really helpful review 5 comments
poopun · 4 years ago
Wtf is warm yoga and hot yoga ?