It is definitely time to stop 18 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
Reductress is a parody site. This isn't real.
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Don't put pi on your shopping list 7 comments
Me IRL when someone's arguing with me online 5 comments
Stephen Fry: Bully Commander! 12 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
They were there. We were doing a project in class, he got right up in my face and stayed there for about 10 minutes. I tried to ignore him, but I finally snapped. It was just the point of the scissors and the teacher was out of the room. Like I said, not my proudest moment, but I didn't have any trouble with him afterwards. That's not to say that somebody being bullied should escalate the situation because the bully could always escalate it even more.
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Stephen Fry: Bully Commander! 12 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
He didn't just verbally assault me. He harassed me for 3 years and the administration of the school did nothing about it. He would follow me around school, fill my backpack with water and soda, pants me, shove gum in my locker lock. I eventually snapped. It wasn't my proudest moment, but I had had enough of it.
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Stephen Fry: Bully Commander! 12 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
I had a bully in high school that called me faggot, homo, every homophobic slur under the sun. One day in physics class he was being especially aggressive and got extremely close to my face, close enough that I could pucker my lips and kiss him. So I stabbed him in the thigh with a pair of scissors and told him to tell all his buddies the homo did that and I will make him find out if i am gay.
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Awesome school yearbook 9 comments
Remember This: It's Never Too Late To Apologize 17 comments
Mind blown 3 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
I tell people this all the time. It may be scripted, but you can't tell me taking a superplex onto plywood boards covered by canvas doesn't hurt like a son of a bitch.
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Very accurate sign 2 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
I believe, not 100% sure though, that is the intersection of Moon and Comanche in Albuquerque.
Should also have jesus walking on the water in other lane 7 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
I went to temple with a friend once, and before the service the rabbi asked everybody what they were thankful for. One very old, very tiny lady said "I'm thankful that Jews have such a great sense of humor."
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Kim Jong Un doesn't believe in this theory though 12 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
Most modern sports stadiums are pubically funded to a massive degree. Look at the new Braves stadium in Cobb County, Levi Stadium in SF, the new Rangers ballpark...teams will bilk local municipalities out of hundreds of millions of dollars and never pay it back.
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She gave you the chance, don't prove her wrong. 6 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
The Sunk Cost Fallacy works in relationships too. Just because you've put a lot of time and effort in a relationship it doesn't mean you have to continue.
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Scumbag 11 comments
Neigbor's baby just turned 2; still refers to him as 24 months old... 10 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
I asked my coworker about this, and apparently pediatricians like using months until two years of age. It's easier to track development and milestones.
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Old vs. Young people 18 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
My thought is: if my food takes an extra 5 minutes because of a screw up or something and that's the worst thing that happens that day, then it's been a good day. Getting worked up over petty shit is exhausting.
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That would be soooo nice 11 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
Or literally any of the 24 news networks. Let's not pretend that Fox and MSNBC don't cover his dumb ass constantly, too.
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It's all about location 21 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
In literally the entire state of California that's what's you get. And there are extremely expensive areas of Texas as well.
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Can we get some recognition for The Desert Fox? 33 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
Rommell gets a ton of respect, but he has that Robert E Lee problem: amazing general and a good man, but on the wrong side of history.
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Alcohol as well 20 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
You can't legally ban a woman from buying something just because she's pregnant.
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Things can mean two things 26 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
The Not Gays, or as TV Tropes calls it Have I Mentioned I'm Heterosexual, is a trope wherein a character has to prove his heterosexuality by doing something so wildly masculine it turns into a farce.
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