pripyatplatypus

pripyatplatypus


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Know your timelines 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
The most consistently funny show on tv.
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He's right you know 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Because he suddenly has much more than she bargained for.
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Can an Escalator ever really break? 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." There are so many good ones.
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Can an Escalator ever really break? 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
That's some solid Hedberg right there.
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This is quite accurate caw caw 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
We should fuck right off with the Olympics. They're a menace and not a sound financial investment.
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Slow Mo Boxing punch 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
The glove doesn't protect the victim, but the perpetrator.
You should have that looked at 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Unsolicited advice from smug strangers should always be taken at face value.
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What do you mean "costs"? 38 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Education is a public service also. Costs for higher ed are out of control, and eventually the loan bubble will burst. I think public funding for community colleges is a fantastic idea.
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True that! 23 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I get the point. I'm saying that 2 million people is not just some drop in the bucket. I've lived in two of those states listed, and I am forever grateful that each state has two senators no matter what. It evens the playing field. I was more calling out the idea that those 2 million shouldn't be recognized.
What happens next will blow your mind 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Boo. Hiss.
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Your Money’s No Good Here 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I have one of those!
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True that! 23 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Two million people is more than the population of Wyoming, Vermont, New Mexico, Maine, North Dakota, Alaska, Delaware, South Dakota, Montana, New Hampshire, Hawaii, West Virginia, or Alaska. That's not an insignificant amount of people. There are boroughs of New York that have more people than some states.
True that! 23 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
No, nobody "proved" that her votes were fake.
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"Screw the Police" 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Where is it that flipping off a cop car is illegal?
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Not to worry, most of you will be alone anyway 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I like the way, way back of the plane, preferably the last row. Nobody can kick your seat, you're right next to the bathroom and the flight attendants too. Also, I'd rather wait for the plane to clear out then deboard rather than fight a bunch of people in an 18 inch aisle.
Elon has achieved our dreams 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Yeah, her stage name is Grimes.
What white people do 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
That happened once when I was flying into New York during a nor'easter. The flight was a rock polisher and people were genuinely frightened that it was going to crash.
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I worked in malls and restaurants for years 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I used to work in hospitality, and by far the worst guests were the Diamond or Platinum members, the big spenders who felt like because they travel 200 days a year they suddenly have the right to be a complete bellend. What they are never told though is that the workers at the hotel can call Hilton and inform them that their high rolling guest is harassing staff, and if enough complaints are filed, the company can pull their status. I've seen it done twice and it is glorious.
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Handsome 13 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
That's going to be one big adult dog.
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Just watch it online illegally like the rest of us 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Vincent Adultman in real life.
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No respect for cheaters 34 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I'm glad your so called "many cases" prove, without exception, your personal view on parents and cheating. That must be the universal, or even prevailing, truth of the matter, then. Glad we solved this societal ill.
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No respect for cheaters 34 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I had no idea being raised by a single mother would make me a cheater! Better tell my mom, who worked 16 hours a day to raise two unruly boys, she would be flabbergasted.
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No respect for cheaters 34 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
What the hell does one have to do with the other?
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Dad move 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Might as well have put it in that copy of Infinite Jest.
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This is what happens when one company owns dozens of local news stations 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Media is fucked all around.
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