purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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Police in dubai 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
How could us nice kids know? They never show interceptors in tv shows!
It 's juts McDonald's 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
He's deeply wrong, all McDonald's aren't the same. Google McDonalds Roswell, or McDonalds rue St Lazare Paris, these are only 2 examples but there are more.
(I chose to make a presentation on McDonalds for my geography of tourism class last year, if you want more examples just ask)
(I chose to make a presentation on McDonalds for my geography of tourism class last year, if you want more examples just ask)
Mini libraries in the uk 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Also in France! One near my parent's village is even in a former uk phone booth^^
If Pokemon was more realistic 8 comments
The life I live 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
The infinite joy of groupwork... You chose the right strategy bro/sis.
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Your daily dose of useless knowledge 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure we only called them a window and just made a point of laughing at the Germans.
The thing I've always wondered is how many times German people must have asked until we decided to just go with vasistas, and why the fuck they only had questions about these stupid windows. To me it's like they were all walking around and going "oh croissants nice hmm Eiffel Tower heh ... OH MEIN GOTT EIN FENSTER!!! Zat is so egzotic!"
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The thing I've always wondered is how many times German people must have asked until we decided to just go with vasistas, and why the fuck they only had questions about these stupid windows. To me it's like they were all walking around and going "oh croissants nice hmm Eiffel Tower heh ... OH MEIN GOTT EIN FENSTER!!! Zat is so egzotic!"
Jay Z look 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Trying to locate where a fart odor comes from, ok. Trying to smell a fart however is freaking weird.
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Dwight knows how to get exotic animals' meat 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ok I thought it was gonna be a racist/rape joke when I read "exotic meat"... time to go to church.
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Cheese eating surrender monkeys 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling really attacked right now.
I Didn't See That Coming, That Was Nice 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I think you can't grieve what you never had as much as you would what you lost. That's how I feel it anyways.
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Can someone help me? 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Oh don't worry that's because she randomly goes to Jerusalem on her knees while chanting prayers. She might or might not want to start a Cruisade soon though.
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You disappointed him 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I carefully catch them and release them outside :) Most people (especially in my class) make fun of me for that but hey, why kill when you can avoid it?
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Be honest 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
"You're so bland and uninteresting showing naked pics of you won't do it, you have to also get rid of your skin for us to look at you".
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I think the choice here is pretty obvious 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
A good half of my classmates call me Calculator... and I did save the grade of the person sitting next to me in our last accounting final.
Also I'm low maintenance and even if now I've forgotten some stuff I'm pretty sure I can get back on track with complex equations. Alo really loyal.
Therefore, I'm a calculator.
Thanks for opening my eyes! Gonna file the paperwork to get identified as who I am now.
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Also I'm low maintenance and even if now I've forgotten some stuff I'm pretty sure I can get back on track with complex equations. Alo really loyal.
Therefore, I'm a calculator.
Thanks for opening my eyes! Gonna file the paperwork to get identified as who I am now.
90% of you here 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
How can he STILL think I'm worth anything? At that point he has to give up on me.
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The coolest dragon ball mug 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Love it! In fact, I saw it in a toy store the other day and I'm going to ask for it for Chrismas! It's probably one of the best use of thermic prints in the history of mugs.
The life of cat dad 5 comments
Don't be a prick 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
The dragon looks so proud of themselves, and the goat is like "ugh not again Steve"
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It's not healthy 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
hehe :) This "I like train" thing has evolved so much I don't know who we can expect will die... Maybe there'll be a post on the host page featuring a train "accident"
The pain is real 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
... I hate dark chocolate, bananas make me puke, whole grains and little bits of nuts get stuck in my cryptic amygdalia -please don't make me say how this ends up-, most leafy greens give me uh let's say digestive problems and I'm allergic to avocados.
Well time to learn how to walk on my hands xD
(by the way even if my case is hard work I genuinely appreciate that you give good health advice on the internet, that's a nice thing to do)
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Well time to learn how to walk on my hands xD
(by the way even if my case is hard work I genuinely appreciate that you give good health advice on the internet, that's a nice thing to do)
Father of the year 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It's all shit and giggles until the ropes bite so hard in his flesh that the little girl ends up showered in blood, and if he keeps going his arm are going to fall off and the girl on't be able to play anymore.
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