purplepumpkin
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Chinese 'Art' of Footbinding 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I remember reading it was also because women with binded feet had terrible difficulties walking, it would hurt, so they wouldn't walk much - and of course, they wouldn't work. So having women with binded feet was the sign of a wealthy family, where everyone did not have to work to live.
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Fluffiest bird ever 4 comments
Secrets all men should know 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Except the boxer-briefs thing, I know most of these, suggesting I am hermaphrodite.
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Upvote this in 5 seconds 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Not risking that, this is probably the first and only time in my life I upvote Kanye though.
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Philosophers, now you can rest in peace 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
A buddy of mine got to work on dinosaur eggs and we're both pretty sure they were there before chicken...
English words on japanese t-shirts 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Honestly you could have picked worse examples, the first one is friend, I don't know the second one but it seems to revolve around the idea of couples/family, and the third one is about honor...
(+ : Once on an Asian clothing website I saw a clothes hanger labeled "couverts, mains, vaisselle", aka "cutlery, hands, dishes")
(+ : Once on an Asian clothing website I saw a clothes hanger labeled "couverts, mains, vaisselle", aka "cutlery, hands, dishes")
The most satisfying thing I've ever seen 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It's a bidet. You use it for errrm intimate cleaning after doing adult buisness. (Or as a sink for small kids who aren't tall enough to wash their hands without help otherwise). It's mostly a French stuff.
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Any recommendations? 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Me, if you don't have really high expectations and actually intend to watch the damn movie.
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Sir, please eat my cat 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
"I love to take pictures of the children, eat lard". Nice.
Question : is he voluntarily frightening (like old drunk about to show you his private parts-frightening) or is he going for a pedantic vibe?
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Question : is he voluntarily frightening (like old drunk about to show you his private parts-frightening) or is he going for a pedantic vibe?
It just came to my mind 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I was going to say literally just that! Am I you from an alternate reality or what?
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Friends in high-school 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
True! I had the most awkward time of my life when I moved back to a town I had previously been studying in and met up with this girl for pizza... it took us about 40 seconds to realize we had nothing left in common, she stayed for 30 minutes before finding a way to escape.
How is it 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It looks like she's been struck by lightning or poisoned in a fantasy movie/show.
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Imagine your name was human 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
But that's like the Moon-moon.
So we have MoonMoon the dog and MoonMoon the celestial object.
So we have MoonMoon the dog and MoonMoon the celestial object.
Truth about introversion 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
The best year of my life was when I was unemployed and didn't have to interact with ANYONE. Best part is, not hearing constantly that I was awkward/sounded funycouldn't express myself properly and all the crap teachers throw at quiet kids took my shyness away.
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Guess the artist and song 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Hey a guy in my class writes song rebuses like this on the black board everyday so the other students and teachers can start the class with a little fun... I'll show him these!
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No longer homeless 4 comments
Cheese eating surrender monkeys 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Never! X:(
I will choke some of you, they'll become blue, slaughter another - hey, crimson color! The other's I won't fight, they'll just turn white ~and then I'll rearrange the bodies in a neatly fashion to make the flag of my country.
And if anyone wants to come and still my corpses to make Dutch, English, US or any flag that requires blue, white and red they'll die too.
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I will choke some of you, they'll become blue, slaughter another - hey, crimson color! The other's I won't fight, they'll just turn white ~and then I'll rearrange the bodies in a neatly fashion to make the flag of my country.
And if anyone wants to come and still my corpses to make Dutch, English, US or any flag that requires blue, white and red they'll die too.
Interesting phobia 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
If this isn't me... But I know I'm like the little girl in Clannad. I WILL be forgotten, I just have to accept it.
World peace statement 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Pretty sure spiderwoman was kidding too...
Also I belong to the category of asexuals who just find that weird and gross _ if an asexual who can enjoy it in a non sexy way could confirm their existence, I'm curious.
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Also I belong to the category of asexuals who just find that weird and gross _ if an asexual who can enjoy it in a non sexy way could confirm their existence, I'm curious.
Seriously, why would they pick an amazon box of all things? A dragon, fire, cake-shaped cake? Nah, cardboard.