purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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14 Feb who's with me 18 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Count me in!
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Pillows! 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Idk last time I slept with a psycho and a regulat guy no one became a pillow... Unless the third one was also a psycho. Maybe it can actually be a way to detect psychopaths.
I'm just waiting for someone to ask me that question 16 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
My mom once told me she was sorry for not aborting me.
This is not a joke, she was really sorry for throwing me in a harsh world. I mean, we're both okay now but I would definitely tell that to a pro-life asking me that stupid question.
That or "then you wouldn't have had to deal with me right now".
This is not a joke, she was really sorry for throwing me in a harsh world. I mean, we're both okay now but I would definitely tell that to a pro-life asking me that stupid question.
That or "then you wouldn't have had to deal with me right now".
You can't kill me 4 comments
Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I agree. To me it was a way to lift a weight off my shoulders without having to trust another person (I simply couldn't at the time). Magical entities seemed perfect for that, and finding online communities helped because, as you point out, I felt understood. That was a nice taste of freedom and happiness!
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Another well-adjusted individual 13 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
This looks like a convo I could have with one of my friends, and I probably wouldn't mind having only one of them. However, chosing all of these and nothing else to describe yourself to every stranger around you is definitely concerning.
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Pillows! 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
But if you sleep with more than 2 psychopaths, it doesn't make you a pillow.
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Infinite number of mathematicians 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I love nerd jokes. They're not even funny but you feel like you belong to a really sad private club when you understand them. (Seriously this one isn't bad and it's the first time I hear it, so kudos for that!)
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14 Feb who's with me 18 comments
You can't kill me 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
No but can you imagine if being dead inside made you immune to physical wounds? Depressed people would be celebrated as heroes!! (Or live long enough to see themselves become super badass villains!)
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Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Well it depends, but most of it is just "nature is kind, love the moon, the universe will help me".
I'm all about that bass 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
These numbers made me scream internally, then I checked the comments and eeeeeeeeek.
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Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Even white/green magic, like protection spells or whatnot? Or were your friends just into dark occult/divination/necromancy/...?
Ikigai 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Can you imagine if we all disappeared after the first exam we failed? There would be so much ghosts here!
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I am an author and I hate women 22 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
She's some sort of tv/radio co-hostess, her emissions are always only relying on vulgarity (which can be fun but not 100 fucking % of air time) and she and her boss always make fun of about everyone (but it's not clever mocery, it's like "your wife left cos you're ugly bwahahahaha") and he has a hyena laugh. (Cyril Hanouna is his name, if you want to google it). The problem is they don't take a feminist stand at all, more of the contrary.
And for that last sentence, when she was being interviewed to work with C.H., right in the middle of it he just took his penis out of his pants and put it on a coworker's shoulder, which she finds hilarious and "absolutely genius". And idk but it feels like a step backwards for feminism to say that showing your dick to a future colleague is the way to go.
I hope this was clearer.
And for that last sentence, when she was being interviewed to work with C.H., right in the middle of it he just took his penis out of his pants and put it on a coworker's shoulder, which she finds hilarious and "absolutely genius". And idk but it feels like a step backwards for feminism to say that showing your dick to a future colleague is the way to go.
I hope this was clearer.
Getting to know funsubsters survey results! 42 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
And aces too, I'm curious!
Also "how many hours a day do you spend here" and a section about what we do for a living/study/...
(Ok I'll stop meddling with your protocol now)
Edit : I took it!
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Edited 5 years ago
Also "how many hours a day do you spend here" and a section about what we do for a living/study/...
(Ok I'll stop meddling with your protocol now)
Edit : I took it!
Smells like sweetness 29 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
My cat, a christmas tree, freshly baked cake, bread right out of the oven, the air after it's been raining, new notebooks and old books, new erasers and dolls, the flame of an unscented candle, a flower shop... And yeah people you love.
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The "dead mom's chest hair got me" 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Oh my god I haven't watched it yet but I'm stoked now!! John comes back? Like in a time-travel thing or ...?
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Everyone will slowly turn into weebs 11 comments
I am an author and I hate women 22 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It just hurts me that Enora Malagré was chosen to represent "French women" and be against misoginy. I mean, she found "absolutely genius" that at a job interview her boss whipped out his junk and put in on a coworker's shoulder.
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How to use BJJ against a bear 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
"Somewhere around step 2" Yeah buddy you can say "at step 1", I won't be offended.
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