purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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399 IQ 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Whereas if you were born head first you wore your mom as a suit.
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The only challenge that matters 8 comments
Our AirBnB came with a roommate. His name is Fred. And he is a tortoise 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I misread it and thought the tortoise came with a roommate. I was searching for a double head or something.
I spy with my little eye 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I don't know if it is actually footwear, but at least "CAT" is accurate.
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*faps in HD 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I know that N and that h solely because of memes. I'm spending way too much time here.
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$300 text book 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Lol first year of college (wait no technically preparatory school but that makes it sound better) we had asbestos in the roof of the girls' rooms. Meanwhile, the boys had private rooms (we shared ours with 3 other girls), brand new, with a white board and a TV.
Be grateful it's just a typo.
Be grateful it's just a typo.
Farewell 2 comments
When my younger brother (15) says his gf is his love of his life and he will marry her 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I know a girl who, at age 23, married the guy that was her boyfriend for 10 years.
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Yup 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
That is my life right now. I just had a presentation that went HORRIBLY because our "professionnal tutors" are awful douchebags. This is worth 50% of our semester's grade. I had 15,78/20 for the 1st semester so I'm ok but my pal might fail the year because of this.
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My life 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
The universe is testing me, or I'm the guinea pig in a twisted psychology/human resistance experiment.
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As a french browsing 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
No it's not "60 11" it's "60 and 11". We love to fuck foreigners with every single aspect of our language :)
Being there isn't enough 8 comments
Steamy 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
When it's cold or dark outside, if I can't feel my internal organs boiling it's not hot enough. Only when I extend my arm and see smoke coming out of my fingers like I'm some sort of wizard do I know it's the right temperature. Satan fears me.
(I'm not even joking about the smoke)
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(I'm not even joking about the smoke)
U gonna cri? 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ok this is completely random but does anyone here know Mirai Nikki's 1st opening misheard lyrics? One line says "cum in a tie and shit, cup of moo..." and it feels like this comment responds to that line.
Who doesnt agree? 5 comments
Chunk is life 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
This being loves colourful lines and surfaces with letters added to them in a way that creates humor.
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When you’re privileged af 19 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Well like me for instance^^ I'm not particularly stupid in a lot of aspects but I don't know car models, as it is not relevant to my life and I never paid attention to it. I unerstand that for most people it's considered common knowledge though, but... I still find it pointless (in my case=).
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The shady guy that buys you alcohol for kids 6 comments
