I think our cats are smarter because they never do that... And my mom's even opens the doors she needs to open when she needs to go from her "room" to my mom's.

I'm from the only part of France where it's still raining as usual, and I had the brilliant idea to go to one of the hottest regions, so instead of my 22°C I had 38°C yesterday and had to lay down at work because my heart started aching so bad I was close to requesting medical help.
With that being said, I remember a Pennsylvanian girl telling me last year the temperature she had back home, it sounded so ridiculously, impossibly high that I thought she was talking in Fahrenheits.
I just want to go back to my ugly, rainy, lovely region.

Meanwhile we visited a medieval castle with school when I was 6 and I remember I couldn't sleep the day before because I was so excited to see ... gargoyles, which I had just learned were real and did not only exist in Harry Potter.

she not smart.

It's the visual equivalent of setting your ringtone to Boku no Pico opening theme, and this mug looks really good... I'mma have to go find the buy button.

I had never even considered this could be a possibility in the real world. I wouldn't even be more taken aback if you told me your school had a hippogriff.

One of my friends does that because "the drivers will stop, the law requires them to" and that's such blind faith in humanity, it puzzles me everytime.
Meanwhile I look both sides before crossing a one-way street.

I dig it.

Well if this isn't me and my parents...

Moisturize me.

I will never forget the look of sheer horror on the face of this Russian exchange student when I told her "oeillet" was pronounced "eié". More than half of the letters are useless, but at least the word is pretty to look at.

I do this when someone has been mildly annoying me.

This face of defeat, perplexity,disbelief, disliking, tiredness, incomprehension and at the same time acceotance is absolutely perfect.

The first one makes him look more traumatized and less like himself, but the other ones are good!

I like how the kid is more than ankle-deep in the concrete but still very realistically managed to leave light footprints before (instead of creating a fucking trench because he can't lift his legs that high up). As long as the parents are happy with their 3 seconds of internet fame I guess it was worth it...

Did he buy his wife flowers though?

"let the real you lead the way"

The Eiffel Tower is finally taking its well deserved holiday! Nice pics!

A lot of guys I know would be way fitter.

Is was for fun like middle schoolers, but also to bring luck.

being stunninng enough to "undermine one's chastity" is the true gentleman move.