PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Somebody used it! 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I've seen several in towns I've lived in in the pas few years. The most immediate answer that comes to mind is an old children wardrobe. The doors can close, maybe you can add a strong magnet so it resists wind, or even a padlock with the combination written on the door...
You can also ask your town official if you may repurpose a payphone for instance.
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what 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Maintain them in place for as long as it takes to the glue to set.
BItches like this who haven't suffered enough to realize their intense stupidity sicken me.
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Some useless friends 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Tell me more!
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face? 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Nice! Ok I'd have a permanent bold "I love you" and "sorry", that would even be really practical as I'd just have to show the words instead of apologizing again... And these days I'd have a bold "it's hoooot". Probably also platypus from times to times, but as for the other ones, it would vary and I'm not sure what I'd have. What for you?
My ferrets snuggling with the pillow I made them! 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's pretty simple, if we like it, we'll like it without you having to tell us, and until we stop liking it you can post more of your cute socks :)
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face? 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Would they disappear after a while, or would they stay and eventually overlap until you have let's say an entirely black arm when you're five?
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What a good dad! 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I reckon I expressed my point very poorly and did only deliver the first half of my thought. What I meant is that this post is entitled "what a good dad!" and to me that implies someone with a lower income would not have been able to do that and it can create an impression that you need to throw 30$ on useless stuff to be a good parent, which can harm some people. I used to do charity work with poor children and more than once I've seen parents worrying and thinking they were not good enough because they couldn't afford some ridiculous things like a themed birthday party, so it reminded me of them.
As for my work yes, I did have a blast making booklets that were then given for free to children. The museum decided it was a nice gesture, and it was available to anyone in the area. I didn't waste my own time and 2$ worth of paper formy own fun with, I just happen to have found the right path and love my work.
I don't live in a glass house, I've just seen too many people struggling.
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Some useless friends 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
This post just made me wonder, do y'all have some weird or unusual passions you can't talk about with most people, that you want to let us discover? (....yes, furries are welcome)
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I’m feeling generous today. In the comments is a link to my drobox of a guitar piece. 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I don't know jack shit about music so this comment won't be constructive criticism or advice, but I'd like to let you know I enjoyed it. I found it nice, joyful and relaxing, and I appreciated the rythm change at about 2:30, and also particularly liked the end.
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Wtf is this 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I have a strong feeling this depends on where and how you live.
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Job 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Hehe that's what I did, even though it's only for an internship ("everyday use of Publisher"... when the day came I had forgotten 1. what Publisher was and 2. that I even wrote that, but it's a very intuitive software so I passed the test. And I also lied about making a game trail for children, that got misinterpreted as "game booklet" and that's the biggest reason why they chose me. Turns out making game booklets is a blast :D)
What a good dad! 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's nice and all but it screams 1st world if you buy a doll's head just for that instead of practicing on an already available head like your wife's or daughter's (it might take a couple of tries, but she'll still be happy).
Princess Diana in Italy 1997. Lovely lady, lovely place, but you can see the loneliness ! 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
To me this picture radiates peace, not loneliness.
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Sneaky sneaky 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yes you're right. I meant only "industrial" sugar.
Noice 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
This tutorial is really bad, we only have the last step, but we don't know what to do before stripping. How do I achieve this, OP? How??
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Sneaky sneaky 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
And don't even start on sugar...
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A heroic airline stewardess 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
No, she left either a blank note of probably something that said "are you ok?" and the girl was the one who wrote "I need help".
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DUN DUN DUN 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I can't believe someone painted that ugly face and decided "yeah good job, that's a perfectly fine doll".
Europe right now 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yes, they are superhumans. I'm just a weakling and could not live where they live. My region will be my reversed Noah's Ark when climate change heats up the rest of the planet like a frying pan.
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Snacks for self soothing 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Oh hey the void is tapping on my shoulder thanks!
And that's just the problem with cats 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
This is the complete opposite of a problem.
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The cats meow 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Also notice the lady is transgender or crossdressing, as this is the face of a male cat.
We live in a world with these people 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm a girl.
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Syphilis 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm betrayed, I've always been told and believed that a scientist working with AIDS monkeys made a mistake with his scalpel and cut his finger through his glove at the same time as he cut the monkey.
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We live in a world with these people 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Can confirm, I'm the chicken breasts.
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