PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Absolutly understandable 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Ok from our point of view it seems like the girl was into him but I've been very insecure at some point and when it feels like someone pities you 1. you're not automatically wrong and 2. it hurts. So I understand his reaction and it's better than living it that stress-inducing doubt and feeling like shit. But the girl must have been pretty hurt too. All in all, poor both of them.
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Dumbest parent alive 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's the type of shit my grandfather would do with us for shit and giggles when we were kids (we found that hilarious), that's a good thing no one saw him though.
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Showers 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I have the same relationship with some vegetables.
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William's self portraits gets more disturbing for each passing year 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Can y'all precisely remember your own face when you close your eyes? I can't, I can do it for people I love or see often, but not my own face.
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Feminism 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
We don't know enough to make sense out of this. Having PTSD from online harrassment only tells us that she must have been pretty fragile from the start, that's all. What are the words at the bottom? Are they claims otherwise supported by quotes not pictured here? Or is it some huge extrapolation based on the quotation? Without any further sources I have to call bs on this post.
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Not So Bad After All 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's a really cute way to support your son.
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Growing strong 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
One can only dream of achieving such elegance.
She is a keeper 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Attack the army from the inside to get the leader.
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Oh baby, baby 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Well sadly for a lot of us the plan would begin with shutting down meme sites.
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*Happy Charles Darwin noises* 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Upvoted for the title.
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Just the 101 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Nope there are no Korean symbols. The rounder ones are the hiragana, simple angular ones (like "toire") are katakana (both phonetic languages) and the complex ones are kanjis (originally Chinese but they have evolved since Japan "stole" them so sometimes they are not exactly similar to modern Chinese caracters, even though most of the times they're the same. The pronunciation is a bich too, sometimes it's the Chinese pronunciation, sometimes not.)
Korean symbols have a lot of little circles (a bit like the pokemon Unown) and more straight angles (you can find pics on the internet, I can't post the url).
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Favorite Hobby? What about y'all's 27 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Cool! I've wanted to try sculpting but I suck at it on supple plastic like Mattel and I'm afraid to mess up a Groove. I've tried making one but whew that's a tough process and I couldn't make it. Will you post some of your paintings & creations ?
@mialinay : I don't have any videos of them (nor a lot of skill tbh), but I'll try to find pics next time I go back to my parents'.
Ich bin unkomfortabel 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'll never be able to do my make-up as well as the blonde girl, and the fact that she's a dog (no I'm not gonna say th b word) saddens me.
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My giant nerd boyfriend 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
My dad has the exact same problem, he's so much cuter with a bit longer hair (not like a hippie, just little locks) but he regularly cut it short and looks violent and scary (which he's not).
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Whale vertebrae lying on a lake bed in Svalbard, Norway 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm not the USA but I'd like to have one at home. (Don't judge me, I spent years studying palaeontology and that really changes one's way to look at death and bones).
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Yo les noobs 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
No one says pour l'amour de merde but that cracked me up x)
In fairness, listening for footsteps comes naturally with learning to m*sturbate 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
- How to prepare to be sorry for whatever it was you were doing and being totally incapable to take decisions in your adult life if you're not 100% sure the people in authority will be ok with it.
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Good thing granny has nimble fingers 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's a weird ass medical discovery but damn it's beautiful.
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Just some cute little paws 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The fluff pleases me greatly.
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Short sentence horror story 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Hey no.
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*Sobbing* 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Lol when I was a kid my doctor had to explain to me in great length that no matter how long, annoying and seemingly useless it was, my body required to sleep and go to the toilet, and that would be like that all my life. ("Do you ever tire of urinating ?" Yes, I always have). I was not happy about it.
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Just the 101 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Also if you want to dream a little, beautiful=kirei, I love you=daisuki, and in case you need to insult someone kuso=shit, baka=moron, busu=very ugly and busaiku is hard to translate but implies you're not totally finished (In my country we'd say sthg like "your dad pissed to finish you" which has roughly the same energy).
These aren't as useful as the post, but who doesn't like to learn insults?
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Learning to save money 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
A mango for 39c?? I'm listening!
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Favorite Hobby? What about y'all's 27 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Oh I paint dolls too!! That's not so common so I'm surprised to find some else with the same hobby! Do you have favorite brands you like to paint? (I prefer MIO Pullips and other Groove big heads and MH).
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The future is now 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
How can you eat water?
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