It sounds like ninja, that's a cool ass nickname.

That must be freaking awkward to have to pose for a pic with a customer solely because you're deaf and found a way to work around it. They must feel like they're in some sort of freak show.

My fifth birthday cake. It was in Cameroon and I'd always thought I'd go back some day as a grown up, but the bakery burned down. It still have the taste in my mouth.

Alabama approves.

I get the viper part. I get the fish part. But where the hell did "dog" come from?? Who saw that and went like "hmmm yeah it reminds me of a dog"??

For the last panel, the "mental state" would be more accurate for me if she was with the cats but the background was replaced with a pic of the universe/Milky Way. Does anyone else feels like all problems disappear and peace soothes their heart when they're with their pets?

That picture is amazing. The subject is adorable, beautiful setting, talented photographer.

"Miau" looks like a very short Meow, kind of an order. I like it.
To answer the title, my cat likes to jump on my dad's shoulders and roleplay as a scarf. She also comes to my mom and gently puts her paw on her leg when she wants her water to be changed.
My mom's opens the doors and fridge.

Well duh, it's not because it's a natural and comfortable way to stand.

Calling yourself legendary is pretty weird.
Also I like to think of all the people whose last words probably were "look at this", "hold my beer", "shit", "fuck", "bye".

I love the random spot of green in the middle of all the grey... It's like the town's gods were like "huh we developped the town so much its industry is gonna kill it... Let's start anew. -Wait no I don't want to lose that progress. -Ok let's add another layer and rewrite the story".

I once had a teacher trying to sell us Verlaine and Rimbaud's relationship as friendship... Like yeah totally they wrote poems about fucking each other in the ass and Verlaine almost died from a woundshot in a conjugal argument but hey you know how close friendship can get sometimes.

Pray for my people.

My Skitty is always called Skittles. Spindas and Oddherbs are just various insults because I don't like them, and Eevee is Chocolate because it has all the colors of chocolate.

I get the same feeling and slightly swollen face whenever I eat chiken-flavored chips, and the day after my tonsils are full of this stinky-ass white stuff. The latter part is the only reason I don't eat it more often.

A Gem, a riddle, a princess - Kagamine Len and Rin.

Oh so I'm a noble gas! Call me Lady Fart.

I don't get that reference.

What is this obsession with donkeys?