PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin

I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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I would cry D: LOL 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The Fork, weapon of the weak and the cowards. Really efficient.
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That should do it 26 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
It's adressing those who "want to close wage gap", that's all women I think.
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm an admirer of parkour, it looks like video games came true!
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Seriously, why do we bother? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Same! And when we're not together we watch it at random times, remembering how it felt like on the moment.
I was today years old 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
......Oh the memories.
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Do you know this Royal Family? 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The tartan one is super cute!
F**king furies...Indeed (Shirogane_sama) 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Ok WOW. I'm not a furry, nor a lesbian, but she looks good.
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The problem with kids, is 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
A valuable lesson has been taught that day.
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Sweet home Alabama 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I think they did and it's a cry for help.
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Some excited little orcs 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I once saw an episode of Extreme Cheapskates where they used roadkill for dinner. This is pretty tame in comparison.
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That should do it 26 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
In their defense I got a master in paleontology which did turn out 100% useless, but on the other hand we were only 2 girls in my class so boys can have useless majors too.
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The big Ouch 212 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Hey new comments brought me back, is it more advanced now?
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Napolean... Gimme some of your tots 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Joey doesn't share food.
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Advertising in Vietnam 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Imagine that, you buy one, she runs away. 10 years later, someone meets a stray Vietnamese wife. This is how Pokemon and slavery will come nicely together.
Picture of a single, trapped atom 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Now I'm picturing that atom with a tiny atom-mustache...
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Wholesome meme guy!! 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Left is my face when I'm told these are the same person.
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Berry club 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Avocado's late, but he also belongs there.
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People who set their phones set to military time are f**king war criminals 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Apparently we're putting too much unnecessary effort into reading time, and that is considered stupid by people who actually have to heat their 2 braincells to comprehend the concept of a 24h day.
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*non-attention-grabbing whistling* 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
is "niggery" a real word?
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Much french 18 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
So I'll settle for salut pépère.
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Pls no 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yeees I found it with a friend last week. The best were the comments. (guess what, it's more than "finger" licking good apparently).
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Everyone has a first day some day 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I read it as "he was not a murderer" at first and thought she knew what she was doing with a 3rd degree social justice warrior parody.
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Congrats!
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When your crush knows that you like to read books in the library 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Boy that's an extensive alcohol section.
Stimulant 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
You should insert yourself in your sleeping unit instead.
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