PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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My school everyone 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
...don't tell her about rapeseed.
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Gay things are part of a healthy ecosystem 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
I think they did that because a lot of homophobes argue that "it's not natural".
According to science means there has been rigorous observations supported by various articles. Dolphins are amongst the gayest animals, fruit bats give bj and enjoy homosexuality, so do bonobos. There has even been a case of homosexual necrophilia in mallard. I don't specially feel like searching for the actual articles behind this but if you doubt my words I will!
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Browsing a toy catalog and I think this concept can lead to great things. 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Maybe this can lead to kids internalizing the fact that rescues make for great companions and lead to less people buying breed pets.
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My name is guy... Nice guy 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Showering your friends with negativity everyday is not really friendship to me. Not having sex with friends however seems pretty standard. So the guy in the post is a bad friend, and so are her female friends... or maybe if he wasn't preying on the moments when they're at their lowest he'd see another side of them. Gloomy friendships either way.
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Just some good advice for any non-virgin parents out there (so 0.01% of you) 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
I could also read at 4 and this was achieved using traditional techniques. I think you used your smart devices wisely on your daughter, but this isn't the only way and on the big picture tablets and such have been proven to have bad consequences on children, which is what this post adresses. Cool for your daughter though! I hope she'll have access to all the mind-developing tools she can enjoy :)
@guest : I'm all for not uselessly resisting change but for us as a species this particular change is really fast, and a lot of signs indicate that our bodies can't keep up (I'm thinking of the rise of heart problems mainly, but also vocabulary loss, memory loss -and I know we've lost a lot of our memory capacity since the 16th century (thanks Gutenberg) but in some cases it seems to become an issue in the everyday life for some people).
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251 INR = $3.60 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
It's not the first time such a thing has happened. In the 30's, a man put an ad in the newspaper, asking for people to send 1$, no more, no less, to a certain adress before a given date. Any higher sum of money was refused. Hundred of thousands of people donated. At the given date, they waited. Nothing happened, a guy named Harold something was just insanely rich in a difficult financial context and the police had to explain to hundreds of angry citizens that no promise was made, they gave money and that was the end of it, everything was legal.
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Impervious to doing the thing 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Not being in full position of my abilities, I was left in a state that rendered me unable to succeed in accomplishing that task.
K-pop 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
l-2l²
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Funny 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Shoutout to our 8am-8pm class day. It's not what I expected about college.
Miss me with that 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
My asexuality just got questioned :D
Getting to the root of the problem 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
I think the author was mocking said system.
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See a need, fill a need 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
I read it as fill my seed. This title is magical and changes depending on the user.
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Walking is good anyways 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
The pic at the bottom conveys perfectly the awkwardness when people know what happened but don't know if you're gonna speak up, or if maybe you changed their mind, or if it's their place to talk, wouldn't be that weird? They're not a knight in armor, it may look stupid...
We're all balls of awkwardness and social anxiety at times :')
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Gender studies 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Hey I'm also going to work in the museum fields!! That degree is pretty valuable in that case. And we can also vulgarize interesting but complex things by writing books or articles, which is also a place for us in the market.
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Friendly reminder 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Dammit we remember but what do you expect us funsubbers to do about it? Revive him? Get amongst the richest to track down the whole chain? Prostitute ourselves to infiltrate them?
Maybe it'd be better to spread the message or physically protest but I'm pretty sure all of us here are already aware of that matter.
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WTF is this? 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Amongst which : why does it seem to say 8+2=8?
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Take care of yourself, Bingo 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 weeks ago
Oh cool zont is here, we can all check the case "spent time with a furry friend".
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I wish I was this creative 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 12 weeks ago
You're our Danish butter cookie. And if you're as pretty as you're nice, you're a great cookie.
Useful talent 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 12 weeks ago
Does she refill only when it's totally empty?
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No wonder kids nowadays are so smart 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 12 weeks ago
Take a or e as a reference. No "neck" like b or k, nor "tail" like g or p. The line is the size of the letter a. I think it helps recognizing words faster and may also be of help when learning cursive (yes I know the letters here aren't cursive but it's one of the first steps).
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The turtles have been saved 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 12 weeks ago
Clearly you haven't seen my appartment.
Don't force it 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 12 weeks ago
No one has ever dared try.
Don't stop just swipe 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 12 weeks ago
psssst, sauce?
Vampire hunting kit 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 12 weeks ago
This woman is actually discovering that, because new mirrors aren't coated with silver anymore, she now has a reflection. So yeah, each of these comes with the first vampire the hunter tried to put down, but most of the times you just don't see it.