Not only gaming, anything computer-related. That one tape with Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston made Windows 98 (or was it 95?) look like the experience of a lifetime.

I had a dream in which I ended up texting God (me and my mother had died and were pissed off that the guy checking us into the "Death realm" wouldn't let us reincarnate together. Said death realm was just people lined up around a big square, jumping into the reincarnation hole one after another or just telling the clerk they wanted to vanish instead).
If you can remember how to trick the Styx, I think we could team up and become a pair of badass immortals.

Somehow I've always had that image too. I see cafés as much more feminine, even though I would think nothing of a guy going to a café and even though I go to bars sometimes (hate it though, but I don't think it's because of the gender thing).

I don't get the hatred towards cursive and I'm still not entirely convinced some actual people whose first language use the roman alphabet and are not illiterate really find cursive difficult. I mean we learnt to write when we were 5-6 yo, maybe it's time to move on?

Sorry for the girl in the first panel but if you're blind you don't really need glasses nor lenses.

BUT your money is scratch and sniff from what I've read. I ain't saying it's worth it, but choices were made.

Re-reading some books that have been in my parents basement for 10 years gives me the same thrill I experienced the first time I read them. I have forgotten about half of them so I got surprised by an intense plot twist then immediately got the memories back and saw 8-yo me experiencing the same surprise and excitement. It's wonderful.

Me, lazy and unwilling to have sex: well my lineage dies with me, a bit sad though
Scientists: Hey guess what...
If get my hands on one of these I'm gonna fabricate an army of babies that'll invade the world for me.

I have absolutely no memory of the wild poliovirus, that feels weird.
But yeah still a bit worried because Covid-19 has spread like a wildfire, the mortality rate in Italy is bigger than the 2% we were hoping for, my parents are older and my mom checks all the bad boxes that make people vulnerable to that so I can only hope she doesn't get it. My sister is taking the train from Paris in a month to see my mom (who is both happy and scared) and grandmother (who told us she won't open her door as she's always been germaphobe).
But the toilet paper shortages are kind of the comic relief of it all.

"the whole year" yeah well if it had only been one year...

Hahahaha can't believe this once seemed relevant, as if February 2020 wasn't the worst low-budget disaster movie of all times.

When I become a millionnaire, I will pay people with this kind of talent to make little shows in the town because it rocks (and magicians!! I need magicians in my life).

Breaking news: scientist have found desperate creeps are able to smell pheromones from a click on the internet.
They don't know if this will become a common trait in the future, as said desperates will still never reproduce despite making a girl nose exhale once.

He knows he needs to swim... BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO.
I feel him.
Edit: omg 1:54 "I'm scared... no, there all there for me. Are you looking guys?" *dips his entire head*
I didn't know seals could be that cute.

L...let's see the bright side, he means well... He just speaks like he hasn't set foot in the real world.