purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).— PurplePumpkin Report User
Besides chickens, Home Depot gift card aprons fit lizards too 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I love tiny versions of regular things and this brings me so much joy to begin my day at work! (without an apron :( )
Fishy Fun Day #51: Meme Edition 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Don't be upset the mom appears to be doing great, she even managed to convert the fish to pacifism and they now live happily together.
1
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
The lady wears it better. Really fond of the concept, I wonder if I could pull it off.
2
Prezzy Swift has a nice ring to it 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I thought it was funny when you considered Trump, now I'm scared and I beg American pop celebrities to stop considering the world is a big toy.
3
Intergalactic man holes 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
It comes right in the face of an alien, and also destroys a lot of the planet around him. But life goes on. Tens of millions years later, another alien species find some clues of what happened, but the manhole has disappeared upon impact. Life goes on. One day, this new species sets a camera to record a nuclear explosion...
4
Found an old Spirograph and used it to make a hummingbird 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
It's a game from the 70's, you have circles that look like hollowed out gears, and smaller ones who have a hole in the middle for the tip of a pen. You put the pen in the hole and follow the edge of the big gear with the smaller one, it ends up making beautiful geometric patterns. And there are different forms of gears too so you get different designs. My explanation kinda sucks, I suggest you look up a pic online.
1
What’s the Story, Wishbone 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
You know what it suddenly appears I may lack knowledge in this area, I'm gonna watch a few episodes.
2
Take note kids 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Come on guys it can be awesome. Sure you have obligations, but remember as a little kid when people ordered you around and told embarrassing stuff about you and you had zero control over your own life?
Well now you can do almost everything. You can go climb a tree, spend 2$ on paint and paint with your fingers, sing, invent a dish, you can randomly start learning Finnish, or just do nothing for an hour.
Sure, having to get a job is stressful and paying rent, bills, groceries, and the occasional health / legal problem are heavy but everything comes with a price and you can treat your future self like a little kid if you need to. Make them a fort and bake them cookies.
5
Well now you can do almost everything. You can go climb a tree, spend 2$ on paint and paint with your fingers, sing, invent a dish, you can randomly start learning Finnish, or just do nothing for an hour.
Sure, having to get a job is stressful and paying rent, bills, groceries, and the occasional health / legal problem are heavy but everything comes with a price and you can treat your future self like a little kid if you need to. Make them a fort and bake them cookies.
East German soldier letting boy through to reunite with his family 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Thankfully! But if the other person had gotten caught for something else or just wanted to blackmail him...
East German soldier letting boy through to reunite with his family 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
The person who took the pic put a big risk on him. Always destroy the evidence when doing something that could bring you negative consequences.
8
Famous an*s [why not read about it?] 7 comments
Recipe in my Great Grandma’s cookbook 2 comments
*sigh* 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Now I love how your comment implies that this post is ok for people above 13.
1
I don't ask you how much you weigh b**** 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
That reminds me a convo I had with a guy "I like handball, I've been practicing at least once a week for a few years. (me)-Oh you must be really good! -No I suck but I like it." He was completely serious, not trying to joke nor complain. He had a strikingly positive attitude towards everything, changed my outlook on quite a few things.
14
·
Edited 6 years ago
Caution: Comic may personally attack you 9 comments
Hold up 13 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Nah I have more of an academical point of view on the matter. I like to know what's going on and analyze shit, acting like that makes me somehow competent in a relevant way.
Cat spending too much time in the closet 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Weird usually when people are in the closet the result is NOT babies. And this cat is great at hiding something from her parents!
8
Surprisingly, there are a few museums or at least exhibits out there that have no objects in it, whether they're dedicated to music, odors... Very fond of the concept.