"Hey so here's a duck… -alright. -served in all the blood a bird contains. -vile but at least you're using everything in that kill, good for you. -nope it's 2 different birds :) unless you're a peasant who's doing it wrong :( and they have to die sloooowly by suffocation. Such an elegant dish."
Just google canard au sang if you're up to it.

I enrolled almost 9 years ago. Not gonna lie, it's like a sect, but an awesome one.

That's so far from the current situation that it just feels like it's from a movie or something.

They forgot the anime girl with huge badonkadonks.

I'm my friends' grandparents and if any of you wants I can bake lemon pies, put a scarf around your neck and wave at you when you go back to your home.

Honestly except from an economic point of view the pandemic hasn't changed anything for me. I was born for chaos it seems.

More like "fuuuuuck fruits and vegetables are so expensive now I'm gonna end up with scurvy at some point"
Seriously my grocery bill went through the roof since the end of lockdown, my ridiculous intern salary doesn't cover rent and food and my retired parents are facing the same problem. I wish it was just about a car lol.

I fucked up by making it way too comfy in there and the real world is really disappointing in comparison.

I had a teacher who once brought us chocolate, we were super happy until she said "You're going to need it when you see how you did on the last test". Savage but still, chocolate.

I'm to some extent the reason my fleshbag looks a certain way, so it is part of my identity and I will pride myself on it as much as I pride myself on my wit or any other character trait.
Customize your material envelope and love it as much as the rest.

Me: hey I started watching dr who...
My mom: big mistake my child, I started when I was 8
Maybe my grandchildren will travel to the future and see the end of it.

Well technically licking rats is a weird habit/fetish for sure but it wouldn't change your chance of getting the plague. As long as you touch the rat the fleas are already able to bite you, so why not lick it and make a bold statement while you're at it?

I've done some research on this last year because we're using it to bring an old writer back from the dead for an exhibit (less impressive but cool nonetheless) and I'm delighted that it's a possibility and becoming cheaper.
Just hope animals won't be carelessly ditched to die.

Me and the girls: look how bad that is! -omg yes haha you suck

I would go to Paris in the 1890 and eat at the famous restaurants from the time. I'd also love very much to see a priest blessing one of the first multiple floors big store and spend time in said store sitting next to tropical plants and drinking free syrup. Then I'd go see a doll factory, preferably in Germany because they had wonderful techniques.
(Yeah I think of this trip way too often for it to be healthy)

I get where you're coming from but the concept wasn't making fun of them, it was discovering the "wonders of nature".
Of course some people have less noble motivations, but others expressed genuine interest for the person beyond the fascination they experienced at first. A good comparison is the Abby&Brittany show: the line between education and voyeurism is and has always been a fine one.

Right before they try to educate you on how Zelda isn't the guy's name...

I want to hug the title.