purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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Oh damn why is this satisfying? 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Prima ballerina
Weirdest baby shower I ever attended 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I hate what happens in my brain when I know it's really bad for me to click but the Curiosity is too strong.
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Nightmare Fuel 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
My mom used to say dreaming of losing teeth means someone close is gonna die. The first time it happened I was dreaming of teeth falling one by one, wandering in my mouth full of blood, spitting them in a sink, woke up uneasy and got really scared for 2 secs thinking someone was dying. Of course it didn't happen but I talked about that with friends and it's not an uncommon belief.
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Wholesome 2 comments
Random title 5 comments
Anon acts like a complete asshole by telling me how I should live my life 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
*smart thinking guy* That's why I joined an online magic university.
(fyi these do exist and I did join one for a free class out of curiosity at some point.)
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(fyi these do exist and I did join one for a free class out of curiosity at some point.)
2020 is already a challenge anyways. 14 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
...Please I really wanted this to be my final form, I'm not ready to get get a super saiyan blue diploma.
2020 is already a challenge anyways. 14 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I'm looking for a job in museums/cultural heritage, a field that got hit pretty hard when everything was closed. But hey I studied palaeontology before that and even then the situation in that field was much worse, so at least I got a tutorial round :D
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Edited 3 years ago
I think my cat is plotting to steal the moon 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Thanks for the tip! It was on my Amazon wishlist. Kinda sad but it's better to know it now :(
I'm waiting to bloom 3 comments
*giggles in darwinism* 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Rule of thumb the govt here told us: you can wear a reusable mask for about 4 hours straight before the humidity from your breath lower its efficiency.
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Shark week brings us together 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I knew a guy who kinda looked like that and made that face when he was mildly impressed or being sarcastic. Can't see it without thinking of him.
There's no escaping this endless hell 1 comments
A science textbook illustration that looks like a shitpost 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Type II is me after a good pizza.
By the way if you're a guy and pregnancy tests give you a false positive I've read it might mean prostate cancer.
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By the way if you're a guy and pregnancy tests give you a false positive I've read it might mean prostate cancer.
My love 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
What is the alternative? I can't talk cat language, of course I'm talking like a human.
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The many faces of Lady Brassica 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
guest if you happen to come back on this post, you should also research stuff about pomelos, oranges (especially navel oranges) and tea. That's the first 3 things that pop to mind when I think of my mom's similar situation.
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It's over, Anakin 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
high school anime: See, he's a rebel but has a high sense of honor, he was expelled from his last school because he stood up to his bullies once and he's actually very kind hearted.
high school in movies: sex, drugs, sometimes murder.
my high school: that guy over there got fired from his last school because he used a beer cap to carve a swatiska in someone's back at a party. But he doesn't know the word "bitch" so I guess he could be worse.
high school in movies: sex, drugs, sometimes murder.
my high school: that guy over there got fired from his last school because he used a beer cap to carve a swatiska in someone's back at a party. But he doesn't know the word "bitch" so I guess he could be worse.
Probably one of the hardest decisions in your entire childhood 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Rainbow of course, who in their right mind wouldn't...oh but hey orange is fire too. Well at least I won't choose green. Wait, green has kind of an elegant touch to it… what about the half circles then?
The struggle is as real today as it was back then.
The struggle is as real today as it was back then.
The many faces of Lady Brassica 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Brassica oleracea is an Italian grandmother who has birthed a huge tribe and they all know who they owe respect to.
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I'm in stage potato, personally 5 comments
Awaken Phaeron 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
First thought: great! I'm in! Second thought: wait do books and cake still exist?
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Just in time 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Oh I read some stuff about that, apparently scientists have made some analysis (I want to say it was on mitochondrial DNA but I'm absolutely not sure) that concluded Native Americans had already had a form of siphyllis brought by Vikings when they "discovered" America!
I mean it's still European travelers so the post is still right but for some reason I like that piece of info.
I mean it's still European travelers so the post is still right but for some reason I like that piece of info.
