People trust CNN??
(Just trolling)

Calm Coconut

Now I'd like to say I'm good at pickpocketing (I just don't do it because that's Not Nice).
Also, I answer a lot of online surveys to get some money and read marketing stuff because I like it, and let me tell you brands have so much trouble wrapping their heads around our slutiness... "how close are you to our brand?" "If X brand was a person, what do you think their personality would be like? Would they be your mom/best friend/mentor/an acquaintance/...", "if we sponsored a concert, how much would you then keep buying even though we had a sudden price raise". Like baby you sell good stuff I buy, you sell bad stuff I don't, you're nothing more than a utility.
Now for the last one: maybe it's just an anthropological consideration and not a judgement. It's true that death has become really private in western societies in the last 100 years.

Meh not for me. Now times are harder but my parents aren't great at finding good deals so by comparison I was able to save money on the same stuff and thus indulge.

Bold of you to assume I can not fuck myself up as well in a way that makes any person that would be compatible with the end result really suspicious. Are them also crazy? A serial killer? Who knows!

Sports fans are even crazier than anime fans, but at least anime has a plot.

...I did that with my favorite tv show. I really didn't think other nutjobs did that too.
The best thing is that my really great sister would sit next to me and also stare at the wall pretending to watch the show she didn't know well enough to actually see in her head, just to spend time together.

Biscuits improve everything

I should have bought this when I was living with my sister, just to confuse the shit out of everyone.

I like the meme, but I feel like @title is making a very clumsy comparison.

I've already said it here and I'll say it again: donˆt gorget to put the rocks back where you found them afterwards. (To protect biodiversity and the coastlines). (I'm not a killjoy beach but a lot of people aren't aware of that)

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with the best looking people around.
@rosalinas, @mialinay, @juliesmash and a lot of people whose pics I haven't seen, you need to be launched to space for our safety.

Can people pitch in with specific insults/mean slang from their country, translated if needed? I'll start with "if morons were launched in orbit, you wouldn't stop spinning" and the recent "Go eat the race of your dead".